Sevilla (a) CL - Match Thread

[Hand Shandy]

Insured fully comp mate plus that special shit which means the premium doesn't go up for stuff under a certain amount. Stil a pain in the arse as 300 notes will have to come out of my own pocket (if that bad). Got some touch up kit if it is only a scratch, like I said, we'll wait to see if her version of small is the same as mine.

Does she not have her own pockets?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Two tap ins and a missed one on one ?

 

The first was hardly a tap in. 

[Hand Shandy]

The first was hardly a tap in.

Moaners gonna moan.

[Funkasy]

Their keeper has been good even tho its 0-3

[magicrat]

Insured fully comp mate plus that special shit which means the premium doesn't go up for stuff under a certain amount. Stil a pain in the arse as 300 notes will have to come out of my own pocket (if that bad). Got some touch up kit if it is only a scratch, like I said, we'll wait to see if her version of small is the same as mine. 

 

Tell me about , Some little cunt  smashed my car window in town over the weekend and nicked 3 quids worth of change. Cost me £100 quid and a whole load of hassle, 

[Hand Shandy]

They're fucking worse than us at the back. Shocking.

[The Guest]

Gini and hendo are playing really well. This ref is so fucking weak.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Does she not have her own pockets?

 

Studying at UNI, also works there part time but only gets 400 notes a month. Tis only a car at the end of the day mate, pissed off like...hahaha. Tis my baby. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Should be 5-2 this. So 3-0 is just as good. 

[Hand Shandy]

Dock her €50 a month.

 

I'm a mean cunt.

[Red Lead]

Two tap ins and a missed one on one ?

We're three up away in Spain, I think we're allowed to get a bit carried away.

[Boss]

This ref is a piece of shit.

[Strontium]

This was supposed to be the hardest fixture in what was admittedly the easiest group.

[El Rojo]

Hope Jurgen roared 'THAT'S (a) FOOTBALL!' at the ball boy.

[Funkasy]

We're three up away in Spain, I think we're allowed to get a bit carried away.

True that, best forward in the game.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Imagine if we defended like these? We are bad mind, but these lot take shit to a whole new level. Saying that, Bobby, Mane and Salah are running them ragged and forcing mistakes. said at the start our pace would bum these lot. 

[Razoray]

Funny from Bobby, but we'd have been calling him all sorts if he'd fucked that up.

Fun Bobby

[The Golden Eel]

Naby Keita just scored, so that's basically 4-0 to us

[Captain Turdseye]

This has been a thoroughly enjoyable first half of football.

[The Golden Eel]

Imagine if we defended like these? We are bad mind, but these lot take shit to a whole new level. Saying that, Bobby, Mane and Salah are running them ragged and forcing mistakes. said at the start our pace would bum these lot. 

 

Can you imagine our defence trying to deal with our attack? 

[Creator Supreme]

According to some cunt comment on the BBC this is the worst Seville side ever!

 

How do these pricks have access to the internet? They shouldn't be allowed fucking crayons!

[magicrat]

This ref is doing my head in,

[Mark M]

Should be 5-2 this. So 3-0 is just as good.

yep mental game.

Hopefully we take mane, Salah and couthino off early in the second half for the weekend.

Can’t believe it’s gone so well. Great stuff.

[Elite]

Can you imagine our defence trying to deal with our attack?

Training is obviously having an adverse effect, that's why Lovren is having a nervous breakdown.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Dock her €50 a month.

 

I'm a mean cunt.

 

I shall assess the damage first, might be able to sort it myself first as I have some touch up kit. Probably get my mate who owns his own Workshop to do it though, might only cost 50 notes, well it might only cost my daughter. It's her first calamity since passing her test and she's probably shitting herself feeling bad about it and spoiling her dinner party she is at. Probably a lesson enough in itself.