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They are gonna cut your nads open and tie your dick veins together in a knot. Id rather stick to anal. 

Giving or taking ?

I had it done, no side effects or issues.  A couple of days off work, a bit of swelling with a little bruising.  Then a letter a couple of months after I'd sent a sample confirming that I don't produce wrigglies any more.  So if I ever do get somebody pregnant I know a cunt of a doctor who'll be losing his Jaguar and his fucking holiday home when I sue the shit out of him.......

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Me, too.

 

We should sue TheLiverpoolWay for sexual harassment.

To be fair the thread title does sound like another shopping based reality show based on getting stuf as cheap as you can. I wouldnt want to cut(ooowww) costs on the vasectomy though.

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Piece o'piss.

 

Had mine one Saturday morning, and was kicking a ball around hours later.

No problem, was the first and probably only time had two birds holding mini-B.

 

Amount of sex hasn't improved mind.

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Fuck me, those needles!! 4 to be exact. Hurt like hell. Unfortunately not just a little prick.

 

Worked though as the acual op was a piece of piss didn't feel a thing. Got loads of painkillers and am getting waited on now.

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After a recent Conversation with a Forumite on FB it appears that we’ve both recently requested the Snip.

 

To be honest with you the very thought of this makes me feel very sick and I’ve actually had a nightmare regarding it since.

 

However I sincerely with a passion do not ever want to watch a single episode of That fucking Pig again in my life. The very thought of adding any more Years into getting my house back scares me greatly.

 

Any one else had this done and if so can you reassure us?

 

Im a twat- what does that mean?

 

My Mrs keeps banging on about me getting the snip.

 

I keep pointing out, we had a puppy when I was a kid. Playful little thing, full of the joys of spring.

 

Parents then got his bollocks chopped off and he was never the same again- became a grumpy growling little git.

 

Cant say I blame him  

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I had it done 5 years ago. Got a blood clot and an infection, was off work for 6 weeks on tramadol. Was fucking painful having a bollock the size of a mango. A few years on and no problems get more sex than I ever have(even with the wife's headaches).

 

 Twice a year now?!!! 

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When I had my first child my vagina and arse was tore straight through making one massive gaping (sp?) mess. I had to have it repaired involving loads of stitches (by a plastic surgeon) to create two separate passages again. It took weeks to heal and years before the dragging sensation left.

 

That hurt a fair bit.

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When I had my first child my vagina and arse was tore straight through making one massive gaping (sp?) mess. I had to have it repaired involving loads of stitches (by a plastic surgeon) to create two separate passages again. It took weeks to heal and years before the dragging sensation left.

 

That hurt a fair bit.

I’m finding that hard to wank to if I’m honest.

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I’m finding that hard to wank to if I’m honest.

You lack the girth required to understand why this might be a positive

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I’m finding that hard to wank to if I’m honest.

 

 

You lack the girth required to understand why this might be a positive

 

 

 

 

I miss you lot.

 

 

 

 

Excuse me for being naive but do you still ejaculate and is it the same colour / consistency?

 

Never really ejaculated like you see women do on porn, I think it's a teasing thing to lead men on  The muscle contractions during the orgasm hurt a bit more for a while though...

 

Oh you mean for men, after the snip, yeah, never noticed a difference then either.

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I miss you lot.

 

 

 

 

 

Never really ejaculated like you see women do on porn, I think it's a teasing thing to lead men on The muscle contractions during the orgasm hurt a bit more for a while though...

 

Oh you mean for men, after the snip, yeah, never noticed a difference then either.

This is much easier to masturbate to.

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I miss you lot.

 

 

 

 

 

Never really ejaculated like you see women do on porn, I think it's a teasing thing to lead men on The muscle contractions during the orgasm hurt a bit more for a while though...

 

Oh you mean for men, after the snip, yeah, never noticed a difference then either.

So men still ejaculate and it all looks the same but there are no swimmer in the stuff?

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Im a twat- what does that mean?

 

My Mrs keeps banging on about me getting the snip.

 

I keep pointing out, we had a puppy when I was a kid. Playful little thing, full of the joys of spring.

 

Parents then got his bollocks chopped off and he was never the same again- became a grumpy growling little git.

 

Cant say I blame him

 

but you are already a grumpy growling little bit(or a cunt for short).

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So the majority of jizz comes from the prostate?

 

If you have your prostate removed do you just get pure seamen?

I'd hate to wake up from a prostectomy to a room full of Stig's shipmates!

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This afternoon at 3:30, I believe that church bells all over the country will toll.

 

If anyone wants some turbocharged jizz hurry up and place final orders.

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