The Snip

[Elite]

Good luck. Hope he doesn't slip and cut your coock off.

[Rico1304]

Good luck. Hope he doesn't slip and cut your coock off.

An elite team of micro surgeons are gathering as we speak.

[cloggypop]

This can only mean less Tories.

[Rico1304]

This can only mean less Tories.

* fewer

[Lee909]

[Melchett]

Hurts hard, like getting fingered by an elephant.

[Jenson]

This afternoon at 3:30, I believe that church bells all over the country will toll.

 

If anyone wants some turbocharged jizz hurry up and place final orders.

 

55,000 NHS operations cancelled this month, yet your vasectomy gets the go ahead. The surgeon is obviously a big Corbyn supporter and doesn't want any more little Rico's growing up to be Tory voters!

[Rico1304]

55,000 NHS operations cancelled this month, yet your vasectomy gets the go ahead. The surgeon is obviously a big Corbyn supporter and doesn't want any more little Rico's growing up to be Tory voters!

Little Izzy Margaret Hilda Richards will do fine.

[Fowlers God]

I’ve had the letter in my draw for about a month or so. Not made the call or had sex since then either so who cares.

[Rico1304]

I’ve had the letter in my draw for about a month or so. Not made the call or had sex since then either so who cares.

I can have sex with you after 2 clear samples

[Rico1304]

I’m back!!!

 

Completely painless so far.

 

Nelly-Torres’ mum was the only one to take me up on the offer of the last batch. You’d think she’d have had enough.

[Elite]

I can have sex with you after 2 clear samples

How long does that generally take?

[Rico1304]

How long does that generally take?

10 mins including foreplay

[Rico1304]

I may have spoken too soon on the pain front.

[Plev]

I may have spoken too soon on the pain front.

It’ll feel like you’ve been booted in the balls for the next 24/48 hours. That horrible feeling in the pit of your stomach.

[RJ Fan club]

Right ball okay, left ball really hurt.

 

No pain since, but then I've been jacked on craft ale, gin & tonic and 3 x 30mg codine since 4pm.

 

no elephant would finger me though, so cant compare Melchie 

[Stouffer]

3 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Right ball okay, left ball really hurt.

 

No pain since, but then I've been jacked on craft ale, gin & tonic and 3 x 30mg codine since 4pm.

 

no elephant would finger me though, so cant compare Melchie 

Did you go for the general anaesthetic?

 

My left clack was still banging up until a good few years afterwards. They gave me Tramadol for the pain it was that bad.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck . That 

[RJ Fan club]

6 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Did you go for the general anaesthetic?

 

My left clack was still banging up until a good few years afterwards. They gave me Tramadol for the pain it was that bad.

Local, I’m a mean muther.

 

I would say motherfucker, but that ain’t happening this week 

[Stouffer]

1 minute ago, RJ Fan club said:

Local, I’m a mean muther.

 

I would say motherfucker, but that ain’t happening this week 

Sorted, respect due.

 

No fuckin' way was I having a local, I'm the world's biggest minge when it comes to medical stuff.

[RJ Fan club]

16 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Sorted, respect due.

 

No fuckin' way was I having a local, I'm the world's biggest minge when it comes to medical stuff.

There wasn’t the option here, I don’t think. Tbh I’d prefer a local, at least you’re in and out. Something I won’t be doing for a while 

[Stouffer]

1 minute ago, RJ Fan club said:

There wasn’t the option here, I don’t think. Tbh I’d prefer a local, at least you’re in and out. Something I won’t be doing for a while 

I went to the doc' and requested it. 

 

Did you get "the fear" when you had to go for a slash afterwards. Don't think I've ever felt such anxiety. 

[El Rojo]

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[El Rojo]

On The Good Snip Lollipop 

[El Rojo]

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