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Coleen is just the same as John Terrys wife. Make a bit of noise about last chances then take the platinum card and book a few extra holidays for the year.

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Not even sure who I hate most tbh.

The potato headed cunt who's gone bald three times or the money grabbing skank who always looks like she's sniffing a fucking fart.

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I think its funny really; 'lad' gets pissed, pulls a bird and is 100% on an extra marital shag then gets pulled by the bizzies for drunk driving and spends the night in a cell instead of being balls deep in the bird.

 

Would love to be a fly on the wall when colleen meets him after her baby bump newspaper publicity holiday outing though.

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She makes me laugh Coleen, moaning about people making comments about how often she's on holiday, they're jealous, if they had the money etc etc. Speaking for myself the problem isn't the amount of holidays it's the continuos mentions and pictures of them. No one fucking cares you vacuous tart. Any bint that would go near that whatever the money must have no self esteem in the first place so the holidays and bragging make up for that. Wonder if they ever found the ring she didn't throw in the woods.

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She makes me laugh Coleen, moaning about people making comments about how often she's on holiday, they're jealous, if they had the money etc etc. Speaking for myself the problem is the amount of holidays it's the continuos mentions and pictures of them. No one fucking cares you vacuous tart. Any bint that would go near that whatever the money must have no self esteem in the first place so the holidays and bragging make up for that. Wonder if they ever found the ring she didn't throw in the woods.

 

Yes I agree.

 

She has played a blinder though, 3 young kids and another on the way.  When she goes for a divorce, he'll be paying maintenance for the kids for years and years after his football income has dried up.

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Yes I agree.

 

She has played a blinder though, 3 young kids and another on the way.  When she goes for a divorce, he'll be paying maintenance for the kids for years and years after his football income has dried up.

Yep, she had her short lived " career " now to reap the rewards fully. Never thought that highly of him as a footballer, obviously good but never great. She however is talentless, with the exception of snaring that big eared hillbilly when they were young. A rare foresight. Always wondered the significance of K in the kids name, reckon it stands for thousand. Maybe M would be more appropriate.

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Everton should have had a penalty clause for such behaviour when he re-signed,and could now hopefully sack him.

He obviously thought that he was immune from getting found out...maybe because he was immune when under the protection and influence of Man Utd for the previous years?

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Wasn't there someone on here who knew Colleen's family back in the day? It used to be a running joke about how she used to mock Rooney, who'd chase her non-stop, while she wouldn't even look at him. That was, coincidentally, right up until the day he signed his first contract with Everton.

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She makes me laugh Coleen, moaning about people making comments about how often she's on holiday, they're jealous, if they had the money etc etc. Speaking for myself the problem isn't the amount of holidays it's the continuos mentions and pictures of them. No one fucking cares you vacuous tart. Any bint that would go near that whatever the money must have no self esteem in the first place so the holidays and bragging make up for that. Wonder if they ever found the ring she didn't throw in the woods.

 

Fair point, Breeding with Shrek isn't a price every young woman would consider worth paying for a life of indolence and foreign holidays.

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See there's loads of brasses crawling out the woodwork telling Colleen to dump him. The same brasses that knew he was married and willingly accepted tons of cash of him to have threesomes and let him do loads of other shit with them.

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See there's loads of brasses crawling out the woodwork telling Colleen to dump him. The same brasses that knew he was married and willingly accepted tons of cash of him to have threesomes and let him do loads of other shit with them.

That last sentence sounds exactly what Coleen has done.

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Has he reached Suarez or Gerrard levels of twattishness yet though?. The good old bloos will still claim the moral high ground.

 

At least he didn't batter his bird, go to prison for butting someone on the pitch, twatting a pensioner on crutches or get put in prison for drug dealing.

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always thought it was amazing timing when that Abigail Clancy found herself up the duff after Crouch had been playing away.

Reminds me of a Ray Donovan storyline where an American Footballer was banging these birds at a hotel and would shoot his load into her mouth and she would then spit it into a test tube and pass it onto somebody who would get it to a doctors and artificially inseminate her. Then take him to the cleaners by being a 'baby momma.'

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