Drugs

[aRdja]

Worst is when you text someone you haven’t spoken to in 6 years.. “Hey man how’s it cracking? Plans this weekend? Come around to my flat? Of you’ve got plans... you know where I can get some ....? ... Hello? Hello?”

[cloggypop]

Just spend the brekkie money you are saving. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Worst is when you text someone you haven’t spoken to in 6 years.. “Hey man how’s it cracking? Plans this weekend? Come around to my flat? Of you’ve got plans... you know where I can get some beak? ... Hello? Hello?”

Now we know how you can afford all those breakfasts.

 

 

[Rico1304]

The fucking irony of trying to use Amazon less because of the way they treat their workers but willing to buy a gram for £150 when the poor fuckers making it and risking death and/or imprisonment get a few dollars a day.  Just brilliant. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Don’t know if I’ve ever regaled you with the story of the ‘chemists’, but I can claim to be an ethical junkie, in the main. 
 

The ‘chemists’ were a couple of PHD graduates who found they could make more money making tailored designer drugs for discerning fuckheads like me and my mates, most of the time gratis as they were genuinely terrible at the whole dealing side of things.
 

So each week we’d have a cornucopia of the most fucked up stuff imaginable, but never bad, it’s was a great few years from what I remember.

 

All came to a head when the Noonan’s, or the other bunch of cunts the Wards, can’t remember which, told them they’d be taken for a ‘walk’ if they didn’t tell them who their dealer was.

Hilarity ensued when a couple of nine stone wreckhead chemists explained the gig.

[Rico1304]

16 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Don’t know if I’ve ever regaled you with the story of the ‘chemists’, but I can claim to be an ethical junkie, in the main. 
 

The ‘chemists’ were a couple of PHD graduates who found they could make more money making tailored designer drugs for discerning fuckheads like me and my mates, most of the time gratis as they were genuinely terrible at the whole dealing side of things.
 

So each week we’d have a cornucopia of the most fucked up stuff imaginable, but never bad, it’s was a great few years from what I remember.

 

All came to a head when the Noonan’s, or the other bunch of cunts the Wards, can’t remember which, told them they’d be taken for a ‘walk’ if they didn’t tell them who their dealer was.

Hilarity ensued when a couple of nine stone wreckhead chemists explained the gig.

The Noonans were nasty. 

[Elite]

29 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Don’t know if I’ve ever regaled you with the story of the ‘chemists’, but I can claim to be an ethical junkie, in the main. 
 

The ‘chemists’ were a couple of PHD graduates who found they could make more money making tailored designer drugs for discerning fuckheads like me and my mates, most of the time gratis as they were genuinely terrible at the whole dealing side of things.
 

So each week we’d have a cornucopia of the most fucked up stuff imaginable, but never bad, it’s was a great few years from what I remember.

 

All came to a head when the Noonan’s, or the other bunch of cunts the Wards, can’t remember which, told them they’d be taken for a ‘walk’ if they didn’t tell them who their dealer was.

Hilarity ensued when a couple of nine stone wreckhead chemists explained the gig.

Sounds like The 51st State, Samuel L Jackson wasn't one of the chemists was he?

[TheHowieLama]

Why are most of these substances white? It's time we knew.

 

[Dr Nowt]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Why are most of these substances white? It's time we knew.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Just spend the brekkie money you are saving. 

Its much better for your health that way too.

[aRdja]

5 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

The fucking irony of trying to use Amazon less because of the way they treat their workers but willing to buy a gram for £150 when the poor fuckers making it and risking death and/or imprisonment get a few dollars a day.  Just brilliant. 

Well if Amazon start selling cocaine for less than £150 then they’d have my business, you dumb twat.

[Rico1304]

15 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Well if Amazon start selling cocaine for less than £150 then they’d have my business, you dumb twat.

You see, if you hang around here long enough there’s always, and I mean always, posts that prove people just aren’t so fucking righteous as they pretend to be. 
 

I mean, look at the Centrist thread. Anyone would think they were the lowest of the low the way you describe them. But here you are, happy to support a trade that enslaves millions of the poorest people in the South America, fuels murder on an almost industrial scales, puts tens of thousands of people in prison every year all so that you can stay up late and talk bollocks. 
 

It’s another reason why I love this place. 
 

Fairtrade coffee: check

Free range meat: check

Cocaine obtained of the backs of poor, exploited people, trafficked by criminals and murderers: check

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Fairtrade coffee: check

Free range meat: check

Cocaine obtained of the backs of poor, exploited people, trafficked by criminals and murderers: check

Fuck the coffee off and where do I sign up? 

[Rico1304]

Centrists are ‘vermin’

 

Supporters of drug trade are just a bit ‘edgy’. Fucking clown. 
 

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[aRdja]

37 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

You see, if you hang around here long enough there’s always, and I mean always, posts that prove people just aren’t so fucking righteous as they pretend to be. 
 

I mean, look at the Centrist thread. Anyone would think they were the lowest of the low the way you describe them. But here you are, happy to support a trade that enslaves millions of the poorest people in the South America, fuels murder on an almost industrial scales, puts tens of thousands of people in prison every year all so that you can stay up late and talk bollocks. 
 

It’s another reason why I love this place. 
 

Fairtrade coffee: check

Free range meat: check

Cocaine obtained of the backs of poor, exploited people, trafficked by criminals and murderers: check

 

lol, so to summarise it’s hypocritical of me to enjoy getting high because I hate Maajid Nawaz?

 

You have to quit your obsession with me Rico. It’s genuinely one of the weirdest things in this forum. It’s borderline creepy now. I’m not a fucking politician. I try to eat less red meat but boy do I love a great piece of hanger steak. My carbon footprint is probably five times yours, and half of that would’ve been from leisure, do I feel guilty? Not really, I console myself by saying no to plastic bags at the supermarket. I’m just a regular fucking guy who in all likelihood is a bit of a cunt, I’m not sure why you’re putting me on a pedestal? I never once claimed to be Jeremy Corbyn!

 

Sorry everyone for my part in turning this thread into a discussion about me, Rico has a score to settle.

[Captain Turdseye]

Have you got the sniff or what? Otherwise you’re just wasting everybody’s time. 

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Have you got the sniff or what? Otherwise you’re just wasting everybody’s time. 

Negative, CT. Lockdown semi-relaxed down here and it’s a bank holiday weekend, so was out on the piss the last couple of nights... no luck unfortunately. Responses I got range from none at all, to “Sorry mate but let me know if you find some”, to “We’re trying to be good for the next five months until the wedding!l” 

 

I need new friends 

[TheHowieLama]

So nothing since you left London?

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

So nothing since you left London?

Can you hook him up with some Flakka?

[aRdja]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

So nothing since you left London?

Not nothing, but no class As... 

[Grinch]

[SasaS]

11 hours ago, aRdja said:

Not nothing, but no class As... 

Can you not get in touch with other Melbourne based posters on here, most of them sound like they don't have problems getting class A drugs.

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Don’t know if I’ve ever regaled you with the story of the ‘chemists’, but I can claim to be an ethical junkie, in the main. 
 

The ‘chemists’ were a couple of PHD graduates who found they could make more money making tailored designer drugs for discerning fuckheads like me and my mates, most of the time gratis as they were genuinely terrible at the whole dealing side of things.
 

So each week we’d have a cornucopia of the most fucked up stuff imaginable, but never bad, it’s was a great few years from what I remember.

 

All came to a head when the Noonan’s, or the other bunch of cunts the Wards, can’t remember which, told them they’d be taken for a ‘walk’ if they didn’t tell them who their dealer was.

Hilarity ensued when a couple of nine stone wreckhead chemists explained the gig.

Not your average hortifuckingculturalists

[aRdja]

Anyone done anything fun lately? Another lockdown here, it’s Friday night and I’m bored fucking shitless. If this had been in London, I could’ve got something fun delivered to my doorstep within half an hour. Fuck I miss London. Best city in the world IMO.