Defining Moments - The Ultimate Shitlist

[Captain Turdseye]

The Jovanovic header was posted by Trumo in the Paul Konchesky thread. Paul fucking Konchesky. Jesus. That header is pretty much all that Jovanovic is remembered for and it got me thinking about other players that when thought about are associated with one shit moment in particular. They don't even have to be LFC related but I'll get us started with a few that are.

 

Jovanovic - The Diving Header.

 

 

Aspas - The Corner.

 

 

Phil Babb - The Nutcracker.

 

[manwiththestick]

Diomede hitting the post.

[Total Longo]

Rosenthal hitting the bar against Aston Villa. 

[Grinch]

Joe Allen....Everton

[Lee909]

 

 

He did do this years later with Seattle though

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm making an exception for this hideous cunt. You can't tie him down to one moment, it was hard enough just choosing three. He's not even a player but no shitlist could be complete without him.

 

The Owl - The Face Rub.

 

 

The Owl at West Brom - The Headbanger.

 

 

Roy Hodgson, England Manager - The Nearly Man.

 

[Strontium]

Gerrard slipping on his arse...

[Rorschach08]

Joe Cole getting sent off on his debut

[Captain Turdseye]

Gerrard slipping on his arse...

Get out.

[Pureblood]

Jan Kromkamp dive vs Portsmouth.

[Captain Turdseye]

Jamie Pollock - Dropping a Bollock

 

[Mark M]

Gerrard slipping on his arse...

 

Had to neg too soon mate and TBH probably always will be.

[johnsusername]

2009 Boro Skrtel at right back.

[BorizJeltzin]

Riise own goal - Chelsea CL semi final 2008

 

 

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[Trojan1892]

Mignolet with his cat flap wrists against City is up there for me in that season....

[Trumo]

Garcia's clearly-over-the-line goal and Gudjohnsen smashing a volley inches wide in stoppage time. Crazy atmosphere and you have to ask yourself: could it really be our year?

 

EDIT: If you're talking about shit moments, then Heskey clean through on goal against Palace in 2003, only to pass it straight to their keeper. Wehadn't looked like scoring all night before then, and we failed to score thereafter.

[Trojan1892]

Midweek game lost 2-0 at home to Leicester, matt Elliot scored and we were absolutely horrific.

[Red House]

[Red House]

Come to think of it, there are quite a few contenders in Dejan's case.

[Rushies tash]

 

"It's up for grabs now..."

 

I only heard that commentary when I'd got home from the match. Fuck off Brian Moore. Fuck off Arsenal.

 

*Edit: Not necessarily shit, unless you count the way we approached the game that night.

[Guest]

I'd love to see the appearance of the player sourness signed (I think for Southampton), he was the cousin of George Weah I think and he came on as a sub, was awful and he was subbed again never to be heard of again.

[Captain Turdseye]

I'd love to see the appearance of the player sourness signed (I think for Southampton), he was the cousin of George Weah I think and he came on as a sub, was awful and he was subbed again never to be heard of again.

[Dr Nowt]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VUU0fSjXKCg#

[jamespp]

I can't remember if it was a friendly or European qualifier but I remember going to Robbie Keanes debut and he missed 1 or 2 sitters, thought nothing of it because I thought he'd be a good player...

[eeyore]

Balotelli missing three open goals on his debut and every cunt claiming he was awesome.