January 2018 Transfer Thread

[Carvalho Diablo]

So whatever happened to the "mystery player" we were going to sign ?

To quote Toyah Wilcox, it's a myth Terry.

[Carvalho Diablo]

BREAKING: Swansea are in advanced talks to sign Lazar Markovic for £15m. [@SportsPeteO]

YER WHA ???

[Thoth]

That's taken our total data up to 84gb this month.

 

Yeah but what’s our net spend data though?

[Thoth]

KLOPP: NO WAY INGS LEAVES

 

Jurgen Klopp has said tonight that striker Danny Ings will not leave Liverpool tomorrow.

 

“It would be funny if someone calls for Ingsy. I would love to respond! No chance. We will see what happens. There’s no chance Ingsy is on the market tomorrow. Only if I’m unconscious!"

[Pureblood]

Yeah but what’s our net spend data though?

 

[dockers_strike]

might have something to do with earning about 50k pw at Leicester and 200k pw at Man city.

 

Undoubtedly. But it would take Guardiolas spending to £500m thats half a billion pounds and no one gives a shit about it. Whether he goes into the first team or not is immaterial he is a £50m+ temporary replacement for Sane and even if he stays in the side when Sane is fit another one of their £50m players will sit on the subs bench with another £50m player failing to make the match day squad. Utter joke they are allowed to spend like the financially doped club they are and just encourages the plastics amongst our support to go on another round of wailling over our policy.

[Evil_Ways]

Some cunt asked Klopp if it was likely any business will be done tomorrow and he said maybe and laughed. Also ruled out Ings leaving. So i guess maybe they are working on something.

[Russ Atmosphere]

KLOPP: NO WAY INGS LEAVES

 

Jurgen Klopp has said tonight that striker Danny Ings will not leave Liverpool tomorrow.

 

“It would be funny if someone calls for Ingsy. I would love to respond! No chance. We will see what happens. There’s no chance Ingsy is on the market tomorrow. Only if I’m unconscious!"

[Pidge]

KLOPP: NO WAY INGS LEAVES

 

Jurgen Klopp has said tonight that striker Danny Ings will not leave Liverpool tomorrow.

 

“It would be funny if someone calls for Ingsy. I would love to respond! No chance. We will see what happens. There’s no chance Ingsy is on the market tomorrow. Only if I’m unconscious!"

 

Pleased to see this for no reason other than I really hope the lad isn't done.  Looked lively recently, would love to see him grab a goal or two soon.

 

Also sincerely hope he isn't in the Champions league squad.  Virgil plus another creative attacker.  But I don't expect one to materialise.

[Tony Moanero]

Ceefax reckon we're signing Juergen Sommer.

[G Richards]

Someone said on here (apologies I forget who) that we should make an offer for Foden. We really should. It must be enormously disheartening to be one of the most feted youngsters, working hard, getting closer to the squad, and just when there might be the slightest chance, the door slams in your face with another £50M+ signing coming in through the door.

 

We have a good record of giving talented youngsters a fair go. Klopp is an excellent manager to develop talent.

 

Man City are doing what they should, given their massive economic advantage, but it is increasingly taking the element of uncertainty out of the sport. They are already near certainties to win the league, and they have such a good squad.

 

It’s not like Foden will play every game for the few weeks Sane is out, but he might get on the bench and see a few cameos here and there. But I doubt he will if Mahrez comes in to tide them over.

 

Jib them off and come to Liverpool. There’s no future at Man City.

[Guest]

Ceefax reckon we're signing Juergen Sommer.

I think Ceefax have spelt Juergen wrong. It wouldn't surprise me as when the telly signal goes wrong Ceefax changes letters to numbers and other letters which is a sight to behold.

 

[Guest]

KLOPP: NO WAY INGS LEAVES

 

Jurgen Klopp has said tonight that striker Danny Ings will not leave Liverpool tomorrow.

 

“It would be funny if someone calls for Ingsy. I would love to respond! No chance. We will see what happens. There’s no chance Ingsy is on the market tomorrow. Only if I’m unconscious!"

Maybe he's going to sleep all day?

[suzy]

Can’t we hijack the mihraz deal? Thought Pep couldn’t afford to buy Sanchez?? It’s ridiculous, don’t see why they need to replace sane surely their squad it big enough to cope.

Our league is going to get very boring if city keep spending like this.

[Moo]

I was hoping to wake up to a surprise development this morning but no. Nothing's happening is it? We sold Coutinho nearly 3 weeks ago, surely if anything was happening it already would have.

[s(k)aturation]

So if City need Mahrez, wouldn't we too?

[Jennings]

Ahhh....Transfer deadline day.

What a beautiful day.

The hope.

The despair.

The excitement.

The surprise.

The hyperbole.

The dildos.

[s(k)aturation]

The war chest.

[Jennings]

The paperwork 17 seconds late.

[Jennings]

The Peter Odemwingie.

[s(k)aturation]

The David Speedie.

[El Dangerous]

Has Jim White exploded yet?

[Bjornebye]

Looks like being the first mldly interesting deadline day in a while. Not for us course.

[Creator Supreme]

Has Jim White exploded yet?

We live in hope. With any luck he'll take Redknapp and Merson with him when he does!

[suzy]

Ahhh....Transfer deadline day.

What a beautiful day.

The hope.

The despair.

The excitement.

The surprise.

The hyperbole.

The dildos.

The dildos???