January 2018 Transfer Thread

[Josef Svejk]

By my calculations there should be around four Tuesdays in January, give or take. Can't wait.

Five Tuesdays this year! Good news at last!

[setreal]

Carl Friedrich Gauß over here

[Dr Nowt]

Can we swap Moreno for that plant pot?

[Arl arse]

Remember in the summer when Klopp was our manager and FSG backed him with that £3m net spend causing him to chin JW Henry and knee Linda in the pussy then burn their yacht to the ground. Wonder what Eddie Howe will do if they try the same thing in January?

[Iceman]

Linda denies she's had surgery but says LFC will be in the market for a left back.  

 

[Anubis]

With the club apparently ending their interest in Keita, and VVD about to be integrated back into Southampton training, I think we can say that this window appears to be reverting to type.

 

As such, I believe this thread now has the legitimacy it didn't have before.

 

So, who do people think we should fuck-up approaches for in January?

[dickie mint]

Coutinho.

[Lee909]

Looking like Neymar will end up at PSG then. Hopefully they dont come knocking with a massive bid

[J-V]

Can we swap Moreno for that kid in blue?

He already plays in goal for us.

[andyj]

Can we swap Moreno for that kid in blue?

nah he is migs replacement in goal

[Captain]

It seems like Sakho is finally heading to Lille on a permanent deal.

[Lee909]

Where that from,only seen a Roma link

[mouse1989]

It seems like Sakho is finally heading to Lille on a permanent deal.

Hmmm, just requested odds with skybet and got 25/1. Worth a few quid

[an tha]

Bumpety bump....

[YNWAViking]

Oh God.

[Brownie]

It's a difficult window.

 

We'll make a profit though.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Maybe a poll is needed to name the player we will be linked to on January 1st and fail to sign by January 31st. I'm going for Thomas Muller.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

There's no value in January.

[aws]

Welcome VVD and Keita, Bye bye Coutinho.

[cloggypop]

Need to pay the extra to get Keita in now really. If only for the Pogues song.

[KevieG]

No value in January. Everyone knows that.

[INTORRESTING]

No ins. Markovic out.

 

Net net net

[thompsonsnose]

Where did Markovic go?

[Arl arse]

January is a notoriously difficult month, all the best players are still with Champions League clubs and have no reason to leave. Etc etc....

[ngogswilly]

No point panic buying in Jan. Better off waiting till summer deadline day 2018