January 2018 Transfer Thread

[Elite]

These players are totally out of touch with the fans aren't they?

[Mr T]

Why is Coutinho posing with Voronin?

[Remmie]

I for one am fewmin about what one of our players wears in his spare time...in conjunction with Nivea.

[Guest]

Coutinho to th-row first.  One hundred and forty millions!  

Adam, you require 49 stitches in your jeans.

[s(k)aturation]

These players are totally out of touch with the fans aren't they?

 

 

No, they love us and respect us and will never forget us - they say so in their farewell letters to us written by their agents.

[therevivalist]

Anybody else in denial like me? I'm still hoping, with 48 hrs left of the window, Klopp is getting us something. Liverpool simply cannot compete with the best with this threadbare squad. Come on Klopp, we need more players!   

[Wezza]

Anybody else in denial like me? I'm still hoping, with 48 hrs left of the window, Klopp is getting us something. Liverpool simply cannot compete with the best with this threadbare squad. Come on Klopp, we need more players!

I’m hanging in there, but it’s the hope that kills you. And having our game today means no distractions for Jurgen tomorrow to get a couple of signings over the line!

[Elite]

Anybody else in denial like me? I'm still hoping, with 48 hrs left of the window, Klopp is getting us something. Liverpool simply cannot compete with the best with this threadbare squad. Come on Klopp, we need more players!

We won't sign anyone.

[Harry Squatter]

Don't do it to yourself. This club sucks the life-force out of its fans.

[Creator Supreme]

I'm sure we'll be reinvesting the Sturridge money.

New tins of decking varnish for the SS Fuckyouliverpool?

[s(k)aturation]

New tins of decking varnish for the SS Fuckyouliverpool?

 

 

Repped for a creative refresh of the "yacht" motif.

[Creator Supreme]

Repped for a creative refresh of the "yacht" motif.

If I ever own a yacht I might go with that name.

[Barrington Womble]

Don't do it to yourself. This club sucks the life-force out of its fans.

I feel quite sure there’ll be a point in the next 48 hours when the jouros close to the club tell us we’re about to get a deal done for someone, but moving to an oh well we ran out of time story. I’m actually shocked it hasn’t broken this morning. Maybe everyone is too distracted playing with coutinho to sound the alarm.

[johnsusername]

Well most of our rivals (Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal...West Brom) seem to have brought new players in  so you'd expect us to do the same. Right?

 

Right?

 

Hello? 

[Marko121]

I feel quite sure there’ll be a point in the next 48 hours when the jouros close to the club tell us we’re about to get a deal done for someone, but moving to an oh well we ran out of time story. I’m actually shocked it hasn’t broken this morning. Maybe everyone is too distracted playing with coutinho to sound the alarm.

We’ll be preparing to swoop or even have a medical team on standby. The player will be keen to come and will love to work with Klopp.

 

We’ll run out of time and be told that we might go back in for him in the summer.

 

Heard it all before. Maybe I should approach the Echo and see if they will pay me to write it ?

[johnsusername]

I can see it now...

 

Liverpool Echo

 

1st Feb 2018

 

LFC chiefs vow "Klopp will have £1bn war chest in summer".

[Mark M]

So whatever happened to the "mystery player" we were going to sign ?

[Jenson]

With Sturridge now gone, are we seriously going to leave it to Solanke and Ings to be our back up strikers????

[Tony Moanero]

Doctor Troy wasn't far off.

 

 

Blimey, Lallana's hairdo is even worse than his last one. He looks absolutely ridiculous.

[Chairman Meow]

And whoever put up that dart board should be fucking ashamed of themselves. 

 

There's a bit of skew on the camera angle, but even so it's well out of line. 

[Trumo]

Blimey, Lallana's hairdo is even worse than his last one. He looks absolutely ridiculous.

 

Maybe if he wore jeans that didn't expose his legs to the elements, he might get fewer muscle injuries too.

[KevieG]

So by all accounts we went for lemar last summer. Now we've got the money in the bank and the interest has cooled in the target. Rinse and repeat.

 

These guys are just taking everyone for a ride. Money talks. If they wanted Keita in now he would be here. Same with Lemar.

 

They don't care in the slightest about winning.

[sir roger]

And whoever put up that dart board should be fucking ashamed of themselves. 

 

There's a bit of skew on the camera angle, but even so it's well out of line. 

 

I can't even see an oche , ridiculous.

[thegreatelephant]

Doctor Troy wasn't far off.

 

 

 

darts walk on music

 

Lallana  'Don't Cruyff Turn Around'

 

Coutinho 'Bad Back To Life (However do you want me)

[Hades]

New tins of decking varnish for the SS Fuckyouliverpool?

Good to see you posting, even if you are massively wrong on Big Jürg.