Naby Keita

[dockers_strike]

I can remember Johnny Barnes hawking himself or rather a video of himself to so called big clubs while we were trying to sign him from massive club Watford. That turned out quite well for us and Digger in the end when no one else took up his offer.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fuck sake.  We're basically the ev here.  

 

Need a trophy badly next year 

[Josef Svejk]

Why? Because he said before we signed him that he’d like to play for a really big club? He turned down Barca to come to us. The prick.

Sorry, thought it was an interview as opposed to a compilation of random quotes.

 

Still... Man City?!

[Numero Veinticinco]

Sorry, thought it was an interview as opposed to a compilation of random quotes.

 

Still... Man City?!

Invalidates everything. Probably fed it by an agent or some shit.

[Josef Svejk]

Invalidates everything. Probably fed it by an agent or some shit.

Perhaps. But he's also a kid. And the kids have a strange view of the world...

[Anubis]

Fuck sake. We're basically the ev here.

 

Need a trophy badly next year

 

No matter how bad things get, no matter how low we fall, we will never, ever be the Ev.

[Bjornebye]

Fucking mercenary. Hope he is fucking shit. 

[Jairzinho]

He sounds like a complete and utter fucking cunt.

 

Magnificent.

[lifetime fan]

Very big clubs like Barca, Real and Man City.

 

As if any proof was needed that players think big clubs are those that consistently challenge for titles now, not yesterday.

 

I like his honesty. Hopefully he's good enough.

 

Guess what...

 

Big club = Big wages.

[KMD7]

He sounds like a complete and utter fucking cunt.

 

Magnificent.

We'll need a bit of that

[Bobby Hundreds]

So he's thick as shit as long as he can play football and we are boss next year I don't give a fuck.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Can't believe that you lot are tearing into the poor kid before he's even kicked a ball!

 

Whatever happened to The Liverpool Way of giving him 5 full minutes before we organise marches and banners demanding the useless cunt's immediate removal? Ffs.

[Bernard Diomede]

In all fairness, I think that specific quote was taken before we signed him.

The way I read it as well

[El Dangerous]

Invalidates everything. Probably fed it by an agent or some shit.

What do you think appeals more to players in the current climate. History or present? Shirts sold in Asia or Trophies won in the last year? £150k a week or £300k a week? The big club argument is tiresome. I suppose if we carry on being boss and start winning we'll see what Baby Keith values more.

[Numero Veinticinco]

What do you think appeals more to players in the current climate. History or present? Shirts sold in Asia or Trophies won in the last year? £150k a week or £300k a week? The big club argument is tiresome. I suppose if we carry on being boss and start winning we'll see what Baby Keith values more.

 

 

I'm glad he chose us over many other options. I guess that's the only way I can answer it. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He quite clearly said it before he signed.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Confirmed as the new #8 by the club today:

 

[lifetime fan]

That photo must have been taken some time ago seeing as Gerrard isn’t at the club and it’s the old kit.

[Caramac]

[Jairzinho]

Rangers are playing in red?

[Wezza]

And they've spelt his name wrong. Surely it isn't that difficult to get KEITH right?

[Ne Moe Imya]

I like it. Let's make the #8 into a legendary number, the way the #7 is.

 

In fact, it's a travesty that Milner hasn't given the #7 to Salah yet. We have a tradition to uphold. If we have a world-class attacking player, that player needs to have the 7 shirt.

 

And now Keita can start to add to the legend of the number 8. Go on then, Baby Keith.

[El Rojo]

K8-A

 

Trademarked. His advisors can buy it off me for £2.5m.

 

I’ll even throw in the little goal celebration hand signal that goes with it for free.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Is this the hand signal?

 

[setreal]

See you later Naby Keita.