Naby Keita

[scudger99]

What the opposition midfielders and defence will face next season :

 

 

 

 

[Bernard Diomede]

Mark Gonzalez.

Usher’s fault that. I’ve never trusted his judgement on football again since.

[Jennings]

Sent off.

[El Dangerous]

To be fair, it's hard to be racist in the rain.

 

... aaaand I can't think of a punchline for this joke that isn't racist.

It never rains but it moors eh.

[dockers_strike]

Jesus. Keita sent off again for 2 yellows in a minute. Way to go lad.

[Thoth]

Jesus. Keita sent off again for 2 yellows in a minute. Way to go lad.

You need a bit of that

[VladimirIlyich]

Hope rb get dicked in all remaining matches this season, the selfish dickheads.

Your hopes are being realised.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Jesus. Keita sent off again for 2 yellows in a minute. Way to go lad.

 

Good lad. Trying to keep the transfer fee as low as possible.

[dockers_strike]

Good lad. Trying to keep the transfer fee as low as possible.

 

Haha. Yes. Obviously payback for not letting him move in January.

[aws]

Probably dreading all the Wish You Were Here tweets he'll get if we reach Kiev.

[mattyq]

I, for one, welcome our new Baby Keith Overlord

[Grinch]

Two yellows in a minute, jesus.  I hope he actually starts to engage his brain more for us.

[A_S]

Maybe he's a bit over it there, given their disappointing finish to the season both domestically and in Europe, plus if the rumours were true he wanted to get to Liverpool in January.

 

He's also going to miss Leipzig's final home game, so no goodbye in front of his home supporters. Ultimately, from a Liverpool perspective, it's one less game he can get a serious injury in...

[TheHowieLama]

Maybe he's a bit over it there, given their disappointing finish to the season both domestically and in Europe, plus if the rumours were true he wanted to get to Liverpool in January.

 

He's also going to miss Leipzig's final home game, so no goodbye in front of his home supporters. Ultimately, from a Liverpool perspective, it's one less game he can get a serious injury in...

 

 

This guy is less impressive than Lemar at this point 

[G Richards]

Keita, all those reds? He just gets us.

[Harry Squatter]

Help us Baby Keith, you're our only hope...

[Alan Sex]

As the Rev said, Keita does really seem to love the Reds.

[Aventus]

He was probably annoyed that he couldn't come last year, but decided to stay professional and see it out.

 

Then probably annoyed again that it couldn't be pushed through in January, but again tried to stay professional and carried on.

 

Then he saw that we're halfway to being in a champions league final, at a time where we're desperately short on midfielders.

So his head has fell off thinking about how he would have been a part of that if it wasn't for some dodgy bureaucracy preventing him being here.

 

So now he doesn't give a shit about Leipzig, they may have cost him a champions league medal.

[VladimirIlyich]

He was probably annoyed that he couldn't come last year, but decided to stay professional and see it out.

 

Then probably annoyed again that it couldn't be pushed through in January, but again tried to stay professional and carried on.

 

Then he saw that we're halfway to being in a champions league final, at a time where we're desperately short on midfielders.

So his head has fell off thinking about how he would have been a part of that if it wasn't for some dodgy bureaucracy preventing him being here.

 

So now he doesn't give a shit about Leipzig, they may have cost him a champions league medal.

Wouldn't he have been ineligible due to playing for Leipzig in Europe before xmas anyway?

[an tha]

Stories swrirling around about fake documents....mate of mine been in a blue cab i think!!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Stories swrirling around about fake documents....mate of mine been in a blue cab i think!!

That was overr a driving licence wasn't it.

[an tha]

That was overr a driving licence wasn't it.

Something like that before yeah... mate of mine who never really bothers with all the rumour shite sent it to our whatsapp group (he hasn't been well lately so maybe that explains it) banging on about his work permit could be in doubt...

[Guest]

Help us Baby Keith, you're our only hope...

Baby Keith is throwing his toys out of the pram. Don't give him that dummy Moreno.

[Aventus]

Wouldn't he have been ineligible due to playing for Leipzig in Europe before xmas anyway?

True, I forgot leipzig were originally in the champions league this year before dropping into the Europa.

 

I don't think the European cup tied thing applies anymore if the player hasn't played in the cup of the club he's moving to.

 

So if Naby had only played in the Europa, then came to us in January then he'd be eligible for the champions league.

 

I may have dreamt that though, so I'll need to fact check myself.

[Guest]

True, I forgot leipzig were originally in the champions league this year before dropping into the Europa.

 

I don't think the European cup tied thing applies anymore if the player hasn't played in the cup of the club he's moving to.

 

So if Naby had only played in the Europa, then came to us in January then he'd be eligible for the champions league.

 

I may have dreamt that though, so I'll need to fact check myself.

Didn't it happen to Aubamayang that he was ineligible as a result of being in a team that dropped into the Europa League?