Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

[El Rojo 10,648]

Balotelli?

 

He's in my other article, Six Marios Who Can Bring The Title Back To Anfield

[Captain Turdseye 14,927]

Joyced.

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,844]

He's in my other article, Six Marios Who Can Bring The Title Back To Anfield

 

Number Seven Will Make Your Wifes Tits Bigger!

[El Rojo 10,648]

Number Seven Will Make Your Wifes Tits Bigger!

 

How German Coach Won English Soccer Title Using This One Weird Trick.

[Captain Turdseye 14,927]

Look at the state of this headline.

 

http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/transfers/liverpool-signing-pierre-emerick-aubameyang-dead/

 

Our new signing, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is dead! No wonder it's taking so long for Pearce to get the information out.

[Sputnik1 3,499]

RIP YNWA etc

 

Get over it he's gone.

 

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

 

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Aubameyang is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the bench 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-Aubameyang!!

[Fowlers God 1,372]

I'm actually quite excited about the press saying that we have no interest in him. It means we do, secretly want him.

[Lee909 12,926]

Pure stupidity if we dont try and get him. We have nobody thats going to get you 25/30 goals a season in the team. How iften does one of the top strikers in the world come on the market and you have a chance to get him?

 

So what he is 28 and will habe little sell on value. Ask the Roma fans thought about spending 23ml on a 31 year old Bstistuta.

 

He inly scored 20 in 28 to win Roma their first title in 18 years.

 

 

But then actual on field success doesn't seem to mean as much as a good turn over,sell on fees and a new fucking yacht

[Grinch 3,301]

We won't pay his wages so don't have a chance at all.

 

There's a very simple bullshit meter with LFC transfer rumours. If he's an established top player wanted by top clubs, then its bullshit.

[Pureblood 7,453]

I only read Paulie's updates.

[Arl arse 7,041]

Shocked to my core, shocked I tell yer.

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously 7,496]

Just waiting on a phone call lads.  Last time I heard a package was being put together

[Jennings 4,192]

We signed Troy Deeney yet?

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,844]

Just waiting on a phone call lads.  Last time I heard a package was being put together

 

FSG are sellotaping a tenner to a curley-wurly, aren't they?

[Nomad 63]

FSG are sellotaping a tenner to a curley-wurly, aren't they?

 

They were goimg to buy a fudge but realised they were now 20p, so refused to buy.

[Anubis 21,415]

Welcome to Liverpool.

 

Turdseye's RiS/Eto'o moment.

[Anubis 21,415]

Just waiting on a phone call lads.  Last time I heard a package was being put together

 

 

 

[lifetime fan 12,448]

Own up. You've been planning on using that for days, haven't you?

[Talismanic 154]

Tenuous link this morning via Bild via The Independent via BBC Gossip

[VladimirIlyich 9,502]

Tenuous link this morning via Bild via The Independent via BBC Gossip

Sounds rock solid.

[Talismanic 154]

Sounds rock solid.

I'm expecting to see him leaning before the week's out!

[sir roger 8,685]

Unfortunately he will be leaning towards a team who will pay his required wages

[Remmie 6,962]

I can't believe he's still available, easily in the top 5 strikers in the world, if £63m is to be believed a bargain as well.

 

I really hope we are after him, if it's using the van dijk money I don't care

[The Golden Eel 3,963]

It's already been said we're not interested, has it not?

[Talismanic 154]

It's already been said we're not interested, has it not?

But has Paulie confirmed it?