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Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

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RIP YNWA etc

 

Get over it he's gone.

 

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

 

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Aubameyang is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the bench 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-Aubameyang!!

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Pure stupidity if we dont try and get him. We have nobody thats going to get you 25/30 goals a season in the team. How iften does one of the top strikers in the world come on the market and you have a chance to get him?

 

So what he is 28 and will habe little sell on value. Ask the Roma fans thought about spending 23ml on a 31 year old Bstistuta.

 

He inly scored 20 in 28 to win Roma their first title in 18 years.

 

 

But then actual on field success doesn't seem to mean as much as a good turn over,sell on fees and a new fucking yacht

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We won't pay his wages so don't have a chance at all.

 

There's a very simple bullshit meter with LFC transfer rumours. If he's an established top player wanted by top clubs, then its bullshit.

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FSG are sellotaping a tenner to a curley-wurly, aren't they?

 

They were goimg to buy a fudge but realised they were now 20p, so refused to buy.

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I can't believe he's still available, easily in the top 5 strikers in the world, if £63m is to be believed a bargain as well.

 

I really hope we are after him, if it's using the van dijk money I don't care

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