Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

[Paulie Dangerously]

Basically Turdsey blew it

[Ginny]

If we bought PEA - I'd reckon I'd jizz

[stringvest]

So we're not.  Thank you.  

[Red74]

More to this than meets the eye.

he's a transformer and has transformed into Troy Deeney?

[Captain Turdseye]

There's only Sky Sports running with the Auba to City NONSENSE. It's just a ploy to entice absolute mugs to place bets on it on SkyBet. Every single reliable City ITK has shot it down already. They're after Alexis Wankchez, Pierre's all ours.

[TheHowieLama]

Anybody sum this up for me?

[manwiththestick]

Hopes getting raised only to be shot down.

[manwiththestick]

Double post.

[El Dangerous]

Although I have absolutely no doubt City would be happy to jizz £70m on him, where exactly does he fit in in that team. Does Aguero get dropped? How long is Jesus out for? I've heard he's pretty handy with those comebacks. If they do sign him can we have Iheanacho on the cheap? Go on you minge bags. Where the fuck is Fanchester?

[Joe Strummer]

City were meant to be signing him last year weren't they. If it was a straight choice id be hopeful us would be the sensible choice.

[Ginny]

Although I have absolutely no doubt City would be happy to jizz £70m on him, where exactly does he fit in in that team. Does Aguero get dropped? How long is Jesus out for? I've heard he's pretty handy with those comebacks. If they do sign him can we have Iheanacho on the cheap? Go on you minge bags. Where the fuck is Fanchester?

Why are you coming in here and speaking sense. Go somewhere else with your logic and common sense - we all wanna jizz

[Ne Moe Imya]

This is all a bit, er, Everton, isn't it, lads?

 

I mean, he's brilliant and I'd love him here.  Mane and Salah either side of Aubameyang would be the fastest attack the league has ever seen by some distance and it would be brilliant to watch.  Not even gegen-pressing or "heavy metal football," it would be more like lightning football.

 

But it's a fantasy and always will be.  There is no possible way we are going to spend 70 million on a striker this window, not when we already have Coutinho-Firmino-Mane which is one of the best attacking threesomes in the league and just bought our new record signing to supplement that group.

 

One thing's for sure, as brilliant as he is we would be absolute fools to go into next season with such an embarrassment of riches up front while we have Lovren and Matip starting at the back.  That would be a shockingly unbalanced squad.

[jimmycase]

As I said, would be great if it happened. But dont do it to yourselves, the club is stalling over paying Roma what they want for salah. Yer think they're really going to pay BVB 61m euro \ pounds for this lad, think again.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Paulie D coming through again

[Captain Turdseye]

Why are you coming in here and speaking sense. Go somewhere else with your logic and common sense - we all wanna jizz

Aubameyang wants KLOPP inside him.

[Pidge]

Struggling to come to terms with the disappointment...

 

This never would've happened if Cardie posted more.

[Captain Turdseye]

This is all a bit, er, Everton, isn't it, lads?

Not really, no. The entire thread has been a pisstake right from the start. As if anyone here would even want PEAdo when we've got Big Divock who's just about to come into his prime years and we've already signed the best young English striker since Ally McCoist.

[stringvest]

This place hasn't been the same since the Transfer Budgie was smuggled away

[Ginny]

Aubameyang wants KLOPP inside him.

Ye well he can go to the back of the queue!!

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Jason Burt‏Verified account @JBurtTelegraph 8m8 minutes ago

Man City were quoted 90m euros when they inquired about Aubameyang last year. Price not come down & I don't believe they are interested.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

[El Rojo]

Have you heard anything about Jack Colback, Paulie?

 

Cheers mate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Have you heard anything about Jack Colback, Paulie?

 

Cheers mate.

No go. He wants to play for Everton

[Pidge]

That's their Barkley upgrade sorted then

[El Dangerous]

As I said, would be great if it happened. But dont do it to yourselves, the club is stalling over paying Roma what they want for salah. Yer think they're really going to pay BVB 61m euro \ pounds for this lad, think again.

I'm as grounded and pessimistic as the best of us but what I will say is don't try to second guess how these fuck wits work out their valuations. They wouldn't go £13m for Zielinski but spanked £25m big ones right on Fat Ashley's table foe Gini no questions asked.