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Ideas from the GF massive please. I put this outside yesterday. We're bang opposite a Wetherspoons and this appears to be causing a bit of a stir. I usually just put stuff about upcoming live acts or live f***ball etc but I quite fancy the idea of being a tad wittier than the usual shite everyone else does.

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We tried this one last summer and we actually had people coming in asking for free beer. Only in Yorkshire...

 

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Dear humans,

 

Fuck that brexit supporting weatherspoons cunt, drink here instead.

 

 

 

Not witty but if you live in a heavily remain area you might just rake it in. That or burn his place to the ground.

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"Tramps this way" with an arrow pointing across the road

 

"Your feet won't stick to our carpets"

 

"Sorry, we don't serve free water in our pints"

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Someone put a board up along the road from my old local saying 'no beer today'. Despite the fact it was a Monday luchtime the landlord went mental.

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One pub in town has

 

MAN CRECHE

 

Leave your man here while you shop

The Liverpool in James Street; and they spell it with an acute accent over the final "e".  That annoys me every time I see it.  It could almost drive me to drink.

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The same deal with a picture of a pint saying "drink me now or lose me forever".

 

 

 

One day I hope to give you a decent suggestion

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