Could Jurgen fuck off over this transfer debacle?

[jimmycase]

The naivety of people thinking he's somehow out of the loop re this is staggering.

 

Who's suggesting he's out of the loop?

[Iceman]

Let me help you Jimmy. Stringvest means you. 

[jimmycase]

Let me help you Jimmy. Stringvest means you. 

 

Yeah, I must have missed the bit about van Dijk and salah being his number 1 & 2 targets. Also missed the reported claims of him meeting van dijk in blackpool of all places.

 

He's clearly in the loop on his targets. The point stringvest might be missing is, will Jurgen be happy missing his priority target in van dijk due to the way the transfer was fucked up.

 

Then, will he be happy hearing his second priority transfer is stalled over the fee but dont worry Jurgen, we're looking at your backup 3rd choice who actually has a release clause 12m euros more than the deal for salah that we've parked.

 

Naivety? Not me gov.

[YNWAViking]

Hope not.

Wouldn't be surprised though. He gotta be pissed.

[TheHowieLama]

Does Linda speak German?

[PestiRed]

Yeah, yeah, I know loads are on FSG's case over this absolute debacle of the van Dijk transfer. It looks like the Salah deal has stalled and the optimism many of us had for this window and next season in particular has, turned into a real stinking pile of shit.

 

The club is getting a kicking in the media and Im appalled at our behaviour especially with van Dijk. Im sure loads of other clubs talk to players without permission. Not only were we stupid enough to get caught though, we were it appears, actively bragging about it in just about every newspaper you cared to read. van Dijk must be thinking what a shower of cunts they turned out to be and he surely cant be enjoying the thought of returning to Southampton pre season training.

 

Our transfer strategy looks to be in total ruins (no change there I hear many shout!). I just cannot see how the club can resurrect the deal for Klopp's number 1 target. If the Salah deals goes tits up, does anyone think we are really going to sign a lad who is priced at 12m euros more than him? I dont.

 

So not only would Klopp have missed out on his first and second targets, we'll likely miss hisnumber 3 as well. That being the case, can anyone see Jurgen hanging around in such a situation? If a bunch of incompetents miss out on not 2 but 3 of the manager's top choices, what hope has he got of winning anything here?

No, only stupid cunts leave a good thing at the first hint of trouble

[Creator Supreme]

I couldn't give a shite either way.

[Pureblood]

I don't think so, no.  Jurgen doesn't seem the type to throw the toys out of the pram if a transfer doesn't go his way.  I think he relishes the challenge at LFC.  I don't see that changing.

[stringvest]

Yeah, I must have missed the bit about van Dijk and salah being his number 1 & 2 targets. Also missed the reported claims of him meeting van dijk in blackpool of all places.

 

He's clearly in the loop on his targets. The point stringvest might be missing is, will Jurgen be happy missing his priority target in van dijk due to the way the transfer was fucked up.

 

Then, will he be happy hearing his second priority transfer is stalled over the fee but dont worry Jurgen, we're looking at your backup 3rd choice who actually has a release clause 12m euros more than the deal for salah that we've parked.

 

Naivety? Not me gov.

 

 

au contraire.  You believe Klopp had no input to the shenanigans that forced an apology out of the club.  And you seriously think that your third paragraph is true.  I stand by my assertion, even though it wasn't aimed at you specifically. 

[jimmycase]

au contraire.  You believe Klopp had no input to the shenanigans that forced an apology out of the club.  And you seriously think that your third paragraph is true.  I stand by my assertion, even though it wasn't aimed at you specifically. 

 

Oh and where did I say I believed he had no input? Nowhere. You really need to try harder or maybe you're just not as good a thinker that you think you are.

 

I know people like you do not like to 'think outside the box' and like to hold to the status quo hence the 'naivety' bollocks.

 

This is my 3rd para

 

Our transfer strategy looks to be in total ruins (no change there I hear many shout!). I just cannot see how the club can resurrect the deal for Klopp's number 1 target. If the Salah deals goes tits up, does anyone think we are really going to sign a lad who is priced at 12m euros more than him? I dont.

 

Do I think it true? Read it again, it's a fucking suggestion not statement of fact.

 

The reason for the post is to debate. Fact of the matter, it is a legitimate question; if Klopp loses his first and second priority transfer target and, the club doesnt secure the 3rd choice who, incidentally costs more than the 2nd choice, is he going to go 'fucking shambles even if I contributed to part of it'?

 

I dont know, do you? Oh, yeah, that's right you do. Nailed on.

[stringvest]

Oh and where did I say I believed he had no input? Nowhere. You really need to try harder or maybe you're just not as good a thinker that you think you are.

 

I know people like you do not like to 'think outside the box' and like to hold to the status quo hence the 'naivety' bollocks.

 

The reason for the post is to debate. Fact of the matter, it is a legitimate question; if Klopp loses his first and second priority transfer target and, the club doesnt secure the 3rd choice who, incidentally costs more than the 2nd choice, is he going to go 'fucking shambles even if I contributed to part of it'?

 

I dont know, do you? Oh, yeah, that's right you do. Nailed on.

 

 

Glad you got there in the end Jim.

[jimmycase]

Glad you got there in the end Jim.

 

I was always there, you just couldnt figure it out. Yet again.

[stringvest]

I was always there, you just couldnt figure it out. Yet again.

 

 

Damn.  You got me again.  

[jimmycase]

Damn.  You got me again.  

 

Well if you act like the court jester........

[3 Stacks]

Oh and where did I say I believed he had no input? Nowhere. You really need to try harder or maybe you're just not as good a thinker that you think you are.

 

I know people like you do not like to 'think outside the box' and like to hold to the status quo hence the 'naivety' bollocks.

 

This is my 3rd para

 

 

Do I think it true? Read it again, it's a fucking suggestion not statement of fact.

 

The reason for the post is to debate. Fact of the matter, it is a legitimate question; if Klopp loses his first and second priority transfer target and, the club doesnt secure the 3rd choice who, incidentally costs more than the 2nd choice, is he going to go 'fucking shambles even if I contributed to part of it'?

 

I dont know, do you? Oh, yeah, that's right you do. Nailed on.

 

Dude, he's not gonna quit. Chill. 

[stringvest]

Dude, he's not gonna quit. Chill. 

 

 

Indeed.  He isn't.  And to speculate on it is a waste of pixels.

[s(k)aturation]

Indeed.  He isn't.  And to speculate on it is a waste of pixels.

 

 

Indeed, Jurgen and Henry are tight.

I've heard he even asked Klopp's advice about what to get Linda for her birthday.

 

Just like he asked Brad Pitt the other year.

[jimmycase]

Dude, he's not gonna quit. Chill. 

 

I havent said he will.

[jimmycase]

Indeed.  He isn't.  And to speculate on it is a waste of pixels.

 

Yes because we can only speculate on things posted by stringvest etc. Do me a favour.

[Iceman]

This is awesome.  

 

[stringvest]

Yes because we can only speculate on things posted by stringvest etc. Do me a favour.

 

 

What are you talking about, you gossamer-skinned quilt?  I just happen to disagree with you.  On more or less everything.  Doesn't mean I'm always right.  After a long and tortuous road, I've come to accept that.  

 

Calm down.  There's an election on. 

 

And there is no etc.  I plough a lone furrow.

[Captain Turdseye]

I haven't even read the thread but I just came in to laugh at the title.

 

Haha.

[jimmycase]

What are you talking about, you gossamer-skinned quilt?  I just happen to disagree with you.  On more or less everything.  Doesn't mean I'm always right.  After a long and tortuous road, I've come to accept that.  

 

Calm down.  There's an election on. 

 

And there is no etc.  I plough a lone furrow.

 

Methinks you wrote that about yourself while looking in the mirror. You clearly didnt like the reflection and always get shouty when you've been wrong footed.

[stringvest]

Methinks you wrote that about yourself while looking in the mirror. You clearly didnt like the reflection and always get shouty when you've been wrong footed.

 

 

I'm reaching out, I'm holding the olive branch.  

[jimmycase]

I'm reaching out, I'm holding the olive branch.  

 

Im never one to refuse an olive branch stringy.