Who will win in your constituency?

[Kloppite]

Ukip aren't putting candidates out are they?

[gaz181]

Delyn

 

David Hanson has held this seat for Labour for the last 20 odd years I think, but he could could be in trouble from the Tories this time. Had a majority of just under 3k last time. UKIP haven't got anyone standing and they got 5,000 votes in 2015. You would think a lot of them will vote Tory this time.

 

Had a card through the letterbox this afternoon from Labour saying they think it's too close to call and to get voting. Haven't seen anyone campaigning on behalf of the Tories.

[Strontium]

I'm in Stockton South. It's a Tory seat with a majority of around 5k.

 

The Labour candidate (Paul Williams) is very inpressive so I think it will be pretty close.

Increased Tory majority I think.

[Brownie]

Increased Tory majority I think.

What makes you say that?

[Strontium]

That seems to be the psephological consensus.

[Creator Supreme]

My ol fella has the 'pleasure' of Liam Fox as his MP, he has a 23,000+ majority and UKIP get almost as many votes as Labour.

 

As with every election since he's lived there he's gone and just added "is a cunt" after Fox on the ballot paper.

All hail Cols arl fella.

[Brownie]

That seems to be the psephological consensus.

Okay mate. I'm not sure it matches the local mood to be honest but I can't possibly know what to expect.

[TheBitch]

That seems to be the psephological consensus.

 

Repped for that word.

[lifetime fan]

All hail Cols arl fella.

 

 

I've posted this a few times before.

 

When he first moved there he was working permanent nights, he'd come home after a night shift and had been called 4 or 5 times by some spam company when he was trying to sleep. He finally starts to get off to sleep when there's a banging at the front door. 

 

He storms downstairs in just his y-fronts and opens the door to see Fox there asking if he can count on his vote. He completely loses it, calls him every cunt under the sun and then sees the local ITV news cameras are filming Fox door stepping. 

 

Christ I wish they would have shown that on the evening news!

[stringvest]

Mel Stride, the Tory MP in my constituency -

 

Almost always voted against equal gay rights

Generally voted against laws to promote equality and human rights

Almost always voted for use of UK military forces in combat operations overseas

Consistently voted against investigations into the Iraq war

Almost always voted against a right to remain for EU nationals already in living in the UK

Consistently voted for reducing housing benefit for social tenants deemed to have excess bedrooms (which Labour describe as the "bedroom tax")

Consistently voted against paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability

Consistently voted against spending public money to create guaranteed jobs for young people who have spent a long time unemployed

Almost always voted for increasing the rate of VAT

Consistently voted against increasing the tax rate applied to income over £150,000

Almost always voted for more restrictive regulation of trade union activity

Almost always voted for reducing the rate of corporation tax

Consistently voted against restricting the provision of services to private patients by the NHS

Consistently voted for university tuition fees

Consistently voted for raising England’s undergraduate tuition fee cap to £9,000 per year

Consistently voted for ending financial support for some 16-19 year olds in training and further education

Consistently voted for mass surveillance of people’s communications and activities

Generally voted against measures to prevent climate change

Consistently voted for selling England’s state owned forests

Generally voted against a publicly owned railway system

Consistently voted for the privatisation of Royal Mail

 

 

Someone should engrave that onto the cunt's gravestone so everyone knows where to defecate.

[lifetime fan]

That is some fucking voting record even for a cunt called Snide.

[Strontium]

Okay mate. I'm not sure it matches the local mood to be honest but I can't possibly know what to expect.

 

It's all a bit of a guessing game at the moment, who knows, your local feelers may be more accurate than the predictions of a bunch of election wonks. We'll know soon enough, I suppose.

[lifetime fan]

It's all a bit of a guessing game at the moment, who knows, your local feelers may be more accurate than the predictions of a bunch of election wonks. We'll know soon enough, I suppose.

 

 

What they saying about Bristol North West Danny?

[Vincent Vega]

Weaver Vale. Currently Tory by 800 votes so very marginal. Could go either way, hoping Labour.

Same constituency for me. I'm hoping Evans gets punished by voters in Frodsham and Helsby over his and Osborne's lies in 2015 about them getting free use of the new Mersey crossing. Hopefully the voters of Warrington South give that massive headed twat Mowatt a kicking for the same reason.

 

Labour candidate for Weaver Vale Mike Amesbury seems alright, he's big mates with Angela Rayner and definitely isn't a Blairite.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Tewkesbury

 

Tories were 1/500 on bet365, so I didn't even bother getting involved.

[Hand Shandy]

To be fair, you could have far worse tory MP's. Fucking hell, you could have worse Labour MP's.

Yep.

 

Still Tory though.

[Strontium]

What they saying about Bristol North West Danny?

 

Not a lot, but I haven't seen anyone who expects the Tories to lose it.

[Vincent Vega]

Just had a look at the odds for Weaver Vale and Warrington South, Tories 1/7 and 1/8 respectively. Depressing.

[Champ]

William Hill offering 125/1 for a Labour win in my constituency

[lifetime fan]

William Hill offering 125/1 for a Labour win in my constituency

 

 

Should have voted for independence. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just had a look at the odds for Weaver Vale and Warrington South, Tories 1/7 and 1/8 respectively. Depressing.

Absolutely mental in areas like that. Mental.

[Vincent Vega]

Absolutely mental in areas like that. Mental.

Isn't it? There's a few people with a few quid in both constituencies, but it's hardly the stockbroker belt.

[Champ]

Should have voted for independence.

 

It never has a never will be a Labour seat

[littletedwest]

Well my constituency will defo be Labour. They'd elect a monkey in a red rosette and frankly so would i rather than a tory

[stringvest]

I've just been to vote.  Was stopped on my way out by the sitting Tory MP (who is a sir) to ask for my card number.  I told him I voted Labour, just to antagonise him (and because it's true).  He said "Why?", and I replied "basic morality and human decency".  He turned around and started talking to some other random.