Virgil Van Dijk

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 hours ago, SasaS said:

Any news, is it something serious?

"Personal reasons" usually means one of three things 

1. A family bereavement or serious illness

2. Missus having a baby

3. Swinging it because he fancies a break

 

 

I'd be happy with 2 or 3.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He was having treatment on his coolness levels. After a few misplaced paces his cool level went down one level to Fonzie. After a successful top up he is now back to Virgil Van Dijk.

[The Golden Eel]

33 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

"Personal reasons" usually means one of three things 

1. A family bereavement or serious illness

2. Missus having a baby

3. Swinging it because he fancies a break

 

 

I'd be happy with 2 or 3.

4. Recovering from the ordeal of facing Josh Magennis. 

[SasaS]

10 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

"Personal reasons" usually means one of three things 

1. A family bereavement or serious illness

2. Missus having a baby

3. Swinging it because he fancies a break

 

 

I'd be happy with 2 or 3.

We'd probably know about 2.

[Guest]

11 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

"Personal reasons" usually means one of three things 

1. A family bereavement or serious illness

2. Missus having a baby

3. Swinging it because he fancies a break

4. Hatching a plan to get revenge on Sterling with Joe Gomez, whom also returned early

 

I'd be happy with 2 or 3.

I'd be even happier with 4.

[Herp McDerp]

1 hour ago, SasaS said:

We'd probably know about 2.

 

So what you're saying is that he's hbeen having an affair?

[SasaS]

Yes. Isn't it pretty obvious?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I know I would.  He's lush.

[SasaS]

Deeney says he smells nice.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

There’s probably about 20 babies, smooth bastard would get you pregnant just by looking at you.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Not what the headline suggests. 

 

Asda worker stunned as VVD asks to borrow £1 for his trolley

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/much-loved-asda-worker-stunned-17318050#ICID=Android_EchoNewsApp_AppShare

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Not what the headline suggests. 

 

Asda worker stunned as VVD asks to borrow £1 for his trolley

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/much-loved-asda-worker-stunned-17318050#ICID=Android_EchoNewsApp_AppShare

Just read that. Heartbreaking for the poor lad. Fair play for VVD doing that. 

[Barnesey]

Rumour has it messi has been told he’s won the ballon d’or

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Just read that. Heartbreaking for the poor lad. Fair play for VVD doing that. 

The club have really improved on stuff like this over the years. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The club have really improved on stuff like this over the years. 

For sure. I imagine a lot of it is down to Klopp. Just thought then, look at our side. We barely have any horrible cunts if any at all. They all come across as genuinely decent caring people. As it should be.

 

Klopp is just a perfect human. 

[moof]

When he said “we all look after each other here” I had a little tear in my eye. I fucking love this team with all my heart

[Duff Man]

10 minutes ago, moof said:

When he said “we all look after each other here” I had a little tear in my eye. I fucking love this team with all my heart

Yep, a lot to admire atm.

[Harry Squatter]

Hope Liverpool can offer him a job at Anfield or the Academy once Asda impose their snide contract changes upon their staff.

[Harry Squatter]

39 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

For sure. I imagine a lot of it is down to Klopp. Just thought then, look at our side. We barely have any horrible cunts if any at all. They all come across as genuinely decent caring people. As it should be.

 

Klopp is just a perfect human. 

I think a lot of our foreign players, particularly the Brazilians like the way the club is family and community orientated. 

[Jennings]

Beautiful.

[KMD7]

Great stuff

[Butch]

53 minutes ago, moof said:

When he said “we all look after each other here” I had a little tear in my eye. I fucking love this team with all my heart

It's a very special club, really is. Love it. 

[Grinch]

Class.   About time we've started to do this sort of stuff.   Everton have pissed all over the club in that regard for years. 

 

That chap will never forget that day. 

[cloggypop]

This thread was on page 13. Disgusting. 

 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Thought it was great on Thursday when Traore had been taking on various players all over the place but then spotted Virg in front of him and thought ‘fuck it’ and shot instead. Nobody wants to take him on, I’ll bet people can’t even get past him in the aisle at Tesco.