Virgil Van Dijk

[clangers]

Anymore smilies posted and you're getting negged.

-_-

[Jockey]

There's three planes. Standard procedure.

 

For terrorism maybe - if we are spending £175, they can fucking share!  

[Captain Turdseye]

Just over eight hours to go.

 

 

NOW I'M GETTING HYSTERICAL.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Spree!

[Tony Moanero]

When does the window close, 11pm or 12am?

[Captain Turdseye]

When does the window close, 11pm or 12am?

11.

 

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

[Lee909]

Not really

Dont think we are even teally pushing for anyone to be honest

[Captain Turdseye]

Not really

Dont think we are even teally pushing for anyone to be honest

Stop being a hysterical fanny.

[Jockey]

We'll get him. Just a matter of time - Klopp doesn't want anyone else. 

[Brownie]

We'll get him. Just a matter of time - Klopp doesn't want anyone else.

Just a matter of time and another 40+ goals conceded *insert smiley*.

[Lee909]

Well were are on course to concede 38 and score 101.3333 goals

 

Logic.

Its in the bag

[Jockey]

Just a matter of time and another 40+ goals conceded *insert smiley*.

 

I think we'll improve - whether it is enough I don't know. We were challenging by Jan last year, if (as they did with Fonte), VVD arrives - no reason why we can't maintain the challenge. 

[Brownie]

Well were are on course to concede 38 and score 101.3333 goals

 

Logic.

Its in the bag

Haha yeeeerrrrs.

[Horus]

We'll get him. Just a matter of time - Klopp doesn't want anyone else.

When he thinks about him he touches himself?

[Bjornebye]

To be honest we can afford to concede 60 goals this year because we are scoring 200 defo 

[Jockey]

When he thinks about him he touches himself?

 

Nah. No touching, whips it out - and away he goes. Like his football, no slow build up. 

[Total Longo]

If nobody has actually put a bid for him, i don't get why someone doesn't just...you know...put a bid in for him?

[Elite]

This reminds me of a lad who really fancies a girl, tells the whole world he fancies her but never actually asks her out.

[Numero Veinticinco]

If nobody has actually put a bid for him, i don't get why someone doesn't just...you know...put a bid in for him?

Easy now. Down with that sort of thing.

[3 Stacks]

No one else is bidding because it would then allow us to bid and he only wants to sign for us. If you're Chelsea, there's no point in bidding for him. 

 

If Southampton actually want to keep him, they played a blinder. Not only have they made it impossible for us to bid with their FA threat, they also made sure no one else would bid.

[Jockey]

This reminds me of a lad who really fancies a girl, tells the whole world he fancies her but never actually asks her out.

 

Except in this case the girl is married. 

[Anny Road]

Got this from elsewhere with the VVD saga, can't make any sense of it myself.

Is the blue part the Etihad or Goodson?

From the map it looks like he's signing for Frome FC.

 

On descent into Nice/Monaco

https://www.flightradar24.com/C56X/eaf1773

[YNWAViking]

If nobody has actually put a bid for him, i don't get why someone doesn't just...you know...put a bid in for him?

Believe it or not, it doesnt really work like in FM.

 

Bidding is done only after positive talks with player and club representatives have been concluded; no need to bid if you know you'll get rejected.

[Gym Beglin]

We're going to announce Van Dijk and Lemar at the same time.  All away from prying eyes, out of nowhere.

 

I wonder if we might see a cheeky striker appear now we've let Origi go on loan. 

[YNWAViking]

Plane just landed in Nice. Who's there to take cheeky car pics?