Virgil Van Dijk

[Elite]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Me and the main man before the Barca game. If VVD wants a pic with me he needs to win the title. 
 

Oh eternity- Calvin Klein if anyone’s wondering 

 

 

Looks like you've made Hansen's day

[cloggypop]

Looks like Toadfish Rebecchi needs to go in the Annoying Celebrity Fans thread. 

[an tha]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

To be fair, even the pricks who make this shit up know that any Man City rumours about players leaving would stretch the bounds of credulity beyond breaking point. They're that rich they don't have to accede to any player demands whatsoever. 

Aye to be fair using the oil cheats was probably not the best example.

[Carvalho Diablo]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Me and the main man before the Barca game. If VVD wants a pic with me he needs to win the title. 
 

Oh eternity- Calvin Klein if anyone’s wondering 

 

 

Always assumed the Sea Cadets had a minimum height restriction?

 

Obviously not.

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, Elite said:

Looks like you've made Hansen's day

He was made up when I grabbed him after he had just been the buffet 

 

"I know your about to eat that sausage but the lads on the forum think I look like toadfish off neighbours any chance of a picture? oh and you smell fit" 

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Always assumed the Sea Cadets had a minimum height restriction?

 

Obviously not.

6.1 me you skinny prick 

[Carvalho Diablo]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

6.1 me you skinny prick 

Hahaha. Didn't realise you were sitting down.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Hahaha. Didn't realise you were sitting down.

I slouch. I think I'm Ian Brown after a few. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

If Sami Hyypia and Alan Hansen were in the same squad, I would not know who would be left out each week. 

Hansen and Lawrenson were better than Hyypia, in my opinion. 

[aws]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Hansen and Lawrenson were better than Hyypia, in my opinion. 

And Thommo. 

[Tony Moanero]

In terms of an all-time Liverpool

XI, Hansen, Souness, Gerrard, Dalglish and Rush are shoo-ins.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

28 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

6.1 me you skinny prick 

Alan Hansen is down as 6.2 and is shrinking age. If you are 6.1 your posture is for shit. Go to an Osteopath my nautical mate.

[johnsusername]

4 hours ago, an tha said:

 

 

I don't recall seeing same kind of shite about DeBruyne last year - or Kompany when he was in his pomp for example.

 

 

They did it with Everton and Richarlson this week. They know Everton are on the cusp of greatness so the LFC controlled media and The Powers That Be want to nip it in the bud. 

[magicrat]

49 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Hansen and Lawrenson were better than Hyypia, in my opinion. 

They played in far better teams.  Hyypia was immense and its a very close call. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Alan Hansen is down as 6.2 and is shrinking age. If you are 6.1 your posture is for shit. Go to an Osteopath my nautical mate.

I was leaning back a bit and crouching. Stop reading into it landlubber 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Hansen and Lawrenson were better than Hyypia, in my opinion. 

Lawrenson wasn't. Ive just asked my dad over text. "text me again on a sunday night and Ill twat you, haha england lost to france and no, Sami was better, lawro is a cunt he reminds me of our janet" 

 

Stick that up your custard cream. 

 

 

EDIT: Thats a blatant lie but thats what id get in reply if I did message him. 

[El Rojo]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Me and the main man before the Barca game. If VVD wants a pic with me he needs to win the title. 
 

Oh eternity- Calvin Klein if anyone’s wondering 

 

 

You don’t win anything with Stigs. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Defo a lot shorter without the little heels on those winklepickers. 

[redinblack62]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

If Sami Hyypia and Alan Hansen were in the same squad, I would not know who would be left out each week. 

I think it would be Sami

[Jennings]

 

I didn't think Hansen could go up in my estimation but what he is doing there for Care in the Community is spectacular really.

[manwiththestick]

Is that Jack Boswell from Bread?

[Strontium]

[The Golden Eel]

55 minutes ago, Jennings said:

 

Karl Kennedy and Toadfish finally reunited 

[Bjornebye]

Bunch of twats 

[Ronnie Whelan]

Lawro was magnificent to be honest. Jocky currently stands alone but i'd give the other centre half spot to virgil. Not by much over Lawro though. 

 

Loved Sami but Lawro was better imo. He was genuinely someone that would have been in a world 11 with jocky for several years. Sami would not have looked out of place in a world 11 team to be fair so not much in it.