Dominic Solanke

[Arl arse]

He's going to be better than Maradona.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At snorting coke

[Lee909]

 

 

Additionally, Liverpool must pay up to £1.5 million based on further appearances

Fucking FSG bastard put rivets in the turf so he would do his knee and they'd save appearance fees

[G Richards]

Looked at one of those celebratory U-20 pictures and discovered that Solanke has a long neck. Make of that what you will. 

[SlugTrail]

 

long neck you say....

[El Dangerous]

Can someone post a screen grab of his stats from the 2022 season on football manager please. I need to decide if he's worth £3.5m or £10m.

[TheHowieLama]

 

Well someone told me yesterday

That when you throw your love dosh away

You act as if you just don't care

You look as if you're going somewhere

But I just can't convince myself

I couldn't live with no one else

And I can only play that part

And sit and nurse my broken heart

Solanke

Solanke

Solanke

Solanke

 

 

Seriously - greatest player song ever---

 

[aRdja]

Seriously - greatest player song ever---

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaNt9-QkiHI

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

[Pidge]

Seriously - greatest player song ever---

 

*cough*

 

[Joe Strummer]

Seriously - greatest player song ever---

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaNt9-QkiHI

Sting is a massive cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Sting is a massive cunt.

[Josef Svejk]

Sting is a massive cunt.

But Copeland is awesome.

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

Uh Huh Score Three tonight

Your head,left or right,

Uh Huh score three tonight,

With left, or right

 

Ah, Oh your goals are beautiful

Dommmmmmmm-inic

Solanke

 

*instrumental Kop "dun dundun dun"*

 

Tonight, you are magnificent

Tonight

Your left or right

 

Your goals are beautiful

Dommmmmmm-inic

Solanke

Ohh Solanke

Oh

 

Oh Solanke

Oh Solanke

 

 

That only works if his surname is three syllables.  If it's pronounced "solank" I'm back to square one frankly 

[dave u]

Can someone post a screen grab of his stats from the 2022 season on football manager please. I need to decide if he's worth £3.5m or £10m.

I knew it!

[Lario]

Was watching The Grand Tour earlier. The one where Clarkson builds "The Excellent" and brings it to the Chelsea training ground.

He doesn't say anything, but I'm fairly sure Solanke is one of the 5 or 6 players that come out to have a look. Along with Hazard, Courtois, Cahill, Costa, Willian, etc.

 

He's destined for great things!

[TheHowieLama]

Whats his neck look like?

[bonesman]

Whats his neck look like?

Gideons.

[Boss]

 

Second fittest player in the squad on the first day of pre season. Milner was predictably the fittest.

[Jairzinho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3Ub16Xln_U

 

Second fittest player in the squad on the first day of pre season. Milner was predictably the fittest.

Can't believe Milner didn't spend June battering the ale and kebabs.

[Paco]

Dominic Solanke, who will primarily be used in the Under-23s to begin with 

[Wezza]

I didn't see any of the game last night, how did he do?

[Lee909]

Did ok imo

Not ready to be relied on yet

Good in the build up to the first goal. Should have scored

[stringvest]

He's only going to get better.  I remember saying that about Origi and any number of young bucks though.

[Jockey]

He's only going to get better.  I remember saying that about Origi and any number of young bucks though.

 

In all fairness you called Billy Liddell! 

[Pidge]

Got an assist with a smart flick touch through to mane. Probably should have scored, although was a way out. Should have had another assist when played mane through shortly after.

 

Fitted in well off Firmino, felt he needed to be more confident in going up top when Bobby dropped deep though.

 

Overall, a good full debut.

[Stickman]

Nice to see a genuine number 9 who likes to run.