The New Cricket Thread

[Captain Howdy]

10 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Have to agree after that with Buttler ...Every time a batsmen gets out he gives them grief good on Buttler having a go back at the little prick 

In fairness Buttler’s a chirpy fucker. Kohli is horrible though.

[Rico1304]

10 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Putting the rugby on, lump on Ireland. 

We were 5m out with a scrum when I turned over and winning 0-3.  It’s now 8-3. 

[Preston Red]

Classic shitting of the bed display

[Captain Howdy]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

We were 5m out with a scrum when I turned over and winning 0-3.  It’s now 8-3. 

Jonah’s in the house.

[Jairzinho]

Interesting game of cricket this.

 

England put India in. They were 169/1 at one point then collapsed to 205/5 with only nine and a half overs left. Ended up getting 317 without losing another wicket.

 

England were then 135/0 after 14 overs. Then were 176/5 after 25. Currently 186/5 with 23 left.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

Kohli letting the game drift, which is making things much easier for England. If they'd kept the pressure on and taken another wicket or two our chances would have been killed stone dead.

[Stickman]

Don't see the point in England smacking the Indian bowling all over the place to get to 134 without loss to then carry on batting like they still needed 8 or 9 an over . 

Barstow an Roy set it up perfectly for the following batsmen to milk the bowling

 

[Mudface]

104-8 in the last 24 overs. Useless pricks.

[Vincent Vega]

India’s cricketers always seemed to be very likeable, placid fellas in the past. I mean you couldn’t get a more likeable fella that Sachin. This current lot seem to be up their own arses though. Probably the money they’ve started earning with the IPL.

[Jairzinho]

Bed well and truly shat.

[Jairzinho]

11 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

India’s cricketers always seemed to be very likeable, placid fellas in the past. I mean you couldn’t get a more likeable fella that Sachin. This current lot seem to be up their own arses though. Probably the money they’ve started earning with the IPL.

Not seeing that at all bar Kohli and maybe one or two others.

 

Rahane, for example, seems really sound. And a much better captain than Kohli.

 

Don't think our side is exactly bellend free.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

There you go lads 10 and over for you off the first 15 just finish that off. Pathetic.

As for us having annoying bellends, so true.

[sir roger]

Did well to lose that by some distance.

 

I understand the 'go hard ' philosophy but surely it can be tempered on occasions when you can win games at a stroll ?

[Stickman]

Another century partnership from Roy and Bairstow in 16 overs chasing 337...

 

I wonder when the collapse will set in ?

[Captain Howdy]

Out I reckon

[Captain Howdy]

Lucky boy Stokes, out for me

[Captain Howdy]

Brilliant this from England

[Captain Howdy]

India getting smashed all over the place 

[Captain Howdy]

Stokes gone on 99

[Mudface]

Fucking Stokes. Be lucky to get 300 now.

[Captain Howdy]

Uh oh

[Remmie]

For fucks sake I join in with England rampant, watch about 9 balls and 3 wickets fall. 

[Captain Howdy]

Looking forward to the decider on Sunday

[Captain Howdy]

In danger of running away with it here. Bowling’s been turd

[Mudface]

A gem amongst the dross there from Rashid.