The New Cricket Thread

[Guest Pistonbroke]

So far so good. Loving how desperate Clarke and Slater sound, bet the others made sure they were on comms together. Cooking/preparing dinner, so lap top in the kitchen time. Nice shot to bring your 50 up, Roy and Bairstow are some opening pair. Best in the World atm. 

[lifetime fan]

Not watching, led in the garden with cider listening to TMS...

 

Bliss. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Not watching, led in the garden with cider listening to TMS...

 

Bliss. 

 

I just bought some cider at the supermarket, should be chilled in the freezer in no time. German cider though, still nice and refreshing though. Plus pretty strong. 

[lifetime fan]

Agger’s is fucking hilarious. 

[lifetime fan]

Take that cabbage patch kid. 

[TheBitch]

Jason Roy: Get out of here, Steve.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Roy blitzing their spinner, Smith hahahaha, 3 sixes on the trot, last one was fucking massive. 101 metres!!

[TheBitch]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

Roy blitzing their spinner, Smith hahahaha, 3 sixes on the trot, last one was fucking massive. 

101m 

 

That's big.

 

Edit: I'll not get bored of watching that 3rd six.

[Captain Turdseye]

Give Smith another couple of overs to redeem himself. 

[lifetime fan]

“Bairstow has dropped his trousers and pulled his pants to one side. Fred the England physio is on his knees in front of him working on him”. 

 

Lots of sniggers in the comm box. 

 

“What can I say, he’s giving him a rub”. 

[TheBitch]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Give Smith another couple of overs to redeem himself. 

He can play himself into form.

[lifetime fan]

Brilliant atmosphere. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Give Smith another couple of overs to redeem himself. 

 

The crowds reaction was top notch. 

[lifetime fan]

Bairstow gone. 

[lifetime fan]

Waste of a review. 

[TheBitch]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Waste of a review. 

I wonder if he was thinking it pitched outside leg? 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, TheBitch said:

I wonder if he was thinking it pitched outside leg I don't want to be out? 

 

[Pureblood]

I think they had blanket permission to review anything.  

[TheBitch]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

 

I certainly didn't because I had an in-play bet on both openers to get 50.

 

*rolls eyes*

[Bjornebye]

Roy doesn't half look like Strauss through his helmet

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Basically only need each batsman to get 10 runs from here on in, obviously we'll piss it if Roy stays in. It would have to be something special to lose from this position. 

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

I wonder if he was thinking it pitched outside leg? 

 

Not sure mate, I’m listening on the wireless.

 

Agnew called it plumb straight away. 

[Spy Bee]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m listening on the wireless.

Grandad, is that you?

[lifetime fan]

Fucks sake Bairstow. 

[Lee909]

That's some awful officiating