The New Cricket Thread

[Stickman]

Shane Warne claiming it's OTT.

 

Have a rest, Shane.

The most surprising thing I read about that was when Warne was told of the punishment he pulled his face.....

 

Must be the first time his face has moved in over five years

[TheBitch]

I can't see them having tampered to this extent previously, it would have been picked up by the cameras.

[Rico1304]

This Markram lad looks brilliant.

 

Ah, I’ve just got him out.

[s(k)aturation]

  

To be honest I just wanted to get in 'have a rest' which was what was said to me after about 4 overs of bowling dross.

 

 

Yeah, sorry about that, I was more wishfully thinking he doesn't become our coach.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Anyone who took enjoyment from that could be more than reasonably classed, I think, a cunt.

There's no credit is being apologetic after the event. They're sorry they got found out, nothing else. I wonder if the Aussie platers celebrations would have been muted as the wickets fell and the SA batsmen trudged their way back to the dressing room. Actually, I don't wonder, They'd have been fucking jubilant. 

 

I feel sorry for the Aussies on here knowing they have to come on and read through fallout for something that was beyond their control. Fair play to you all. 

 

As far as I'm concerned, he can suck up those tears through a straw and cry them out all over again. 

[Rico1304]

There's no credit is being apologetic after the event. They're sorry they got found out, nothing else. I wonder if the Aussie platers celebrations would have been muted as the wickets fell and the SA batsmen trudged their way back to the dressing room. Actually, I don't wonder, They'd have been fucking jubilant. 

 

I feel sorry for the Aussies on here knowing they have to come on and read through fallout for something that was beyond their control. Fair play to you all. 

 

As far as I'm concerned, he can suck up those tears through a straw and cry them out all over again.

 

Spot on, well said.

[s(k)aturation]

There's no credit is being apologetic after the event. They're sorry they got found out, nothing else. I wonder if the Aussie platers celebrations would have been muted as the wickets fell and the SA batsmen trudged their way back to the dressing room. Actually, I don't wonder, They'd have been fucking jubilant. 

 

I feel sorry for the Aussies on here knowing they have to come on and read through fallout for something that was beyond their control. Fair play to you all. 

 

As far as I'm concerned, he can suck up those tears through a straw and cry them out all over again. 

 

 

I agree with you.

 

I actually think the reason he was crying so much is that he may have been lying even there and then, in the presser - perhaps to protect others, who knows - when he said he was unaware of any other ball tampering by his side prior to Cape Town.

 

He and Australians players might be well aware of it.

 

Standby for Warner's presser today... he'll be bursting into tabloid soon enough too, telling all - and I'm sure there is much more - to the highest bidder.

 

There is no credit, Mick, you are totally right.  And it has been brutal, not enjoyable, to watch.

[Captain Turdseye]

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And it has been brutal, not enjoyable, to watch.

 

 

Unless your name is John Turdseye.

[lifetime fan]

Warner presser at 1am apparently.

 

It’ll either be dynamite or absolute bollocks.

 

Looking forward to it though!

[Captain Turdseye]

Warner presser at 1am apparently.

 

It’ll either be dynamite or absolute bollocks.

 

Looking forward to it though!

If he starts crying I might jizz.

[s(k)aturation]

If he starts crying I might jizz.

 

 

One for the wank bank, CT?

[s(k)aturation]

Warner presser at 1am apparently.

 

It’ll either be dynamite or absolute bollocks.

 

Looking forward to it though!

 

I'm prepared to reserve one of my racing fivers this afternoon - for a wager that his wife and two kids will be flanking the invertebrate.

[Captain Turdseye]

One for the wank bank, CT?

It’d be too good even for that, J. It’s a potential phone screen saver and possibly a canvas print on the bedroom wall.

[TheBitch]

There's no credit is being apologetic after the event. They're sorry they got found out, nothing else. I wonder if the Aussie platers celebrations would have been muted as the wickets fell and the SA batsmen trudged their way back to the dressing room. Actually, I don't wonder, They'd have been fucking jubilant. 

 

I feel sorry for the Aussies on here knowing they have to come on and read through fallout for something that was beyond their control. Fair play to you all. 

 

As far as I'm concerned, he can suck up those tears through a straw and cry them out all over again. 

 

Spot on.

[A_S]

Sometimes a review is worth losing. Williamson looked gone for all money then!

[s(k)aturation]

Broad and Anderson will skittle NZ here.

[A_S]

Also Aiden Markram looks to be the real deal. Fantastic start to his career

[sir roger]

If those were your initials would you not call yourself Barry or whatever.

[Brownie]

More questions than answers on the back of Warners press conference i’m afraid. Based on the way he answered questions at the end there’s no way it was only 3 players involved and the first and only time they’ve done it.

[s(k)aturation]

Based on the way he answered questions at the end there’s no way it was only 3 players involved and the first and only time they’ve done it.

 

 

Yes, almost becoming self-evident.

[s(k)aturation]

It’d be too good even for that, J. It’s a potential phone screen saver and possibly a canvas print on the bedroom wall.

 

 

Deck the halls, CT.

[lifetime fan]

Warner presser at 1am apparently.

 

It’ll either be dynamite or absolute bollocks.

 

Looking forward to it though!

 

So it was bollicks then, couldn’t possibly answer questions honestly, not for free anyway!

 

I await the tabloid interview and book deal where he won’t shut up about it all.

[Captain Turdseye]

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I'll take three fridge magnets, two coffee mugs, two tea towels and a tin of commemorative "Waaah Waaah Warner Wafers", CT.  

 

Ta.