The New Cricket Thread

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

11 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

How many is that going to cost them. 

I wouldn't worry - Smith will run out of batting partners before he gets a double cedntury in this innings.

[Brownie]

12 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Yep, Smith dropped by Root at slip

Would have been a great catch to be fair.

 

Archer bowling well again and Curran is far more threatening than Woakes has been (and i’m a Woakes fan).

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Curran's more aggressive than I've seen him before. Just got another!

[lifetime fan]

He’s on a hat trick. 

[Mudface]

On a hat trick now.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

And again!

[Mudface]

What a stupid review. 

[lifetime fan]

That’s one of the shittest reviews the Aussies have used this series. 

 

And that’s fucking saying something! 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Just now, Mudface said:

What a stupid review. 

Cummins is a knob, like Warner.

 

And Lyons

 

And Smith

 

And Wade

[lifetime fan]

Warner has admitted he nicked the ball this morning. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Ifitwasn'tforthatpeskySmith#

[sir roger]

Obviously I hope I am made to look completely stupid , but Leach just never looks like taking a wicket.

[Brownie]

OH MY GOD

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Brownie said:

OH MY GOD

And I was watching it. What a time to be alive. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hahaha, relief or what. We could end up with a handy lead here. You wouldn't want to be batting last and chasing anything over 270. Mind you, with these two batting line ups (obviously the Smith factor) 200 would probably be hard. 

[Bjornebye]

England will win this test and we will all hate Leach forever the fucking dopey twat 

[sir roger]

Leach deliberately dropping Lyon so he can have a bowl.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Sensible batting required now. The Aussie bowlers have hardly had a rest, some bowled long stints in the last test and are back out in the middle again so soon. see off the new ball and we should set them a difficult target. It is England though, so I suppose anything can happen. To be fair, our lads bowled well today. 

[Stickman]

Denly dropped ...Somehow I don't think it's going to be too costly 

[Jairzinho]

Good cricketer, Harris. More so for us, admittedly.

[Stickman]

Fuck me that"s a shit decision for lbw umpire must have been daydreaming thinking where he's going for dinner 

[Mudface]

Just now, Stickman said:

Fuck me that"s a shit decision for lbw umpire must have been thinking where he's going for dinner 

Good 6 inches outside leg, shocking decision.

[Lee909]

You look through the batting avg of both sides and baring Smith and Labuschagne it's been pretty shit. Even Stokes who won't get any shit, take away the one innings of 135 and he's avg under 30. 

 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

50 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Denly dropped ...Somehow I don't think it's going to be too costly 

You're a twat, cos it's true!

[sir roger]

Is Mike Riley involved with the umpires in some way ?

 

Good day , and hopefully now we can at least draw the series.