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The New Cricket Thread


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Guest Pistonbroke
3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Did every bouncer Archer bowled go miles over the batsmen’s heads? Our lads are getting peppered straight away. It’s like this test is in Australia. 

 

TK sent a letter of disapproval to the ECB and our bowlers were a bit frightened of the wrath they would face for hitting batsmen. 

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Went for a piss and missed the wicket falling. Knew one had, as they were on adverts when I got back. 

 

Puts a tick next to box *Denly is probably not the answer to opening the batting*

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19 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

TK sent a letter of disapproval to the ECB and our bowlers were a bit frightened of the wrath they would face for hitting batsmen. 

Hahahahahahah!  Haven't seen that joke yet.

 

It's not often I agree with Rico but he was spot on about you.  You're a boring twat with no fucking insight, none at all.  Dodging bouncers in the army, lololololololol

 

Honestly, I try to read this thread and enjoy it but I can't because every other post is by you, you cunt.  Take a break for five minutes, eh?  Fucking garden gnome lookalike pisshead fuck.  Fuck you.

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1 minute ago, TK421 said:

Hahahahahahah!  Haven't seen that joke yet.

 

It's not often I agree with Rico but he was spot on about you.  You're a boring twat with no fucking insight, none at all.  Dodging bouncers in the army, lololololololol

 

Honestly, I try to read this thread and enjoy it but I can't because every other post is by you, you cunt.  Take a break for five minutes, eh?  Fucking garden gnome lookalike pisshead fuck.  Fuck you.

 

I take it I won't be on your Xmas card list then? Jesus, calm down fella. You were happy enough to talk cricket with me a few weeks ago for nigh on an hour. As far as the insults go, you may want to reign those in being as you whinge about that yourself. BTW, i won't be flouncing like you. You really are a strange fellow, I honestly reckon you need help. 

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