The New Cricket Thread

[Pidge]

He's done it!

 

Fucking hell.

[The Golden Eel]

Madness 

[RobbieOR]

What a fucking sport.

[s(k)aturation]

 

Very possibly the best innings of all time.

 

 

 

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Arise Sir Benjamin Stokes. Just incredible.

 

 

 

[Captain Howdy]

Unfucking believable 

[Pidge]

Give Leach the choice between his 92 and that 1, what do you think he'd go for?

[Jairzinho]

Immense from Stokes. Utterly immense.

 

And also, crucially, atrocious from Australia. The captaincy, decision making, bowling, reviews, fielding. They completely shit the bed.

 

Magnificent.

[Dr Nowt]

[Remmie]

On 23/08/2019 at 15:47, Remmie said:

You're all a bunch of shithouses. After the Aussie first innings this match was supposed to be over and now we had an admittedly even shitter innings we're now saying the series is over. There are still decent batting conditions to come, it's not beyond the realms of possibility that we can come back in this match

 

On 23/08/2019 at 16:10, Spy Bee said:

Are you on glue?

COUGH FUCKING COUGH BITCHES

[mattyq]

Jesus Fucking Titty Christ!!!!

[Mudface]

Wow. Absolutely astonishing stuff. Australia shat themselves at the end, but Stokes was amazing.

[Scooby Dudek]

That was fun.

Amazing 

[Scooby Dudek]

Aussie review last but one over cost them big time. Shame

[Stickman]

Unbelievable the greatest innings I've seen especially what was in the line   Paine will rue that review 

[Vincent Vega]

76 for the last wicket and Leach scored one.

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Aussie review last but one over cost them big time. Shame

Lyon's fumble for the runout though...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Nice!

[s(k)aturation]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

Immense from Stokes. Utterly immense.

 

And also, crucially, atrocious from Australia. The captaincy, decision making, bowling, reviews, fielding. They completely shit the bed.

 

Magnificent.

 

That's more what I was expecting from Australia... but even I didn't think they could fuck it up for themselves so spectacularly, so quickly.

 

I posted earlier about Headingley 1981.

 

Well, there's the Ashes right there.

 

Australia don't recover from this.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, skaro said:

 

That's more what I was expecting from Australia... but even I didn't think they could fuck it up for themselves so spectacularly, so quickly.

 

I posted earlier about Headingley 1981.

 

Well, there's the Ashes right there.

 

Australia don't recover from this.

 

 

I agree. I think we win the last two now.

 

Couldn't believe what I was seeing. Paine was doing an excellent impression of Root. No idea what was happening and even less idea what to do about it.

[Captain Howdy]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Lyon's fumble for the runout though...

Never again will you see anything as beautiful as that

[Captain Turdseye]

I was only able to catch the last 15 minutes. Unbelievable stuff. What a rollercoaster three days @Brownie must have had there. 

 

I’m chuffed that the series is still alive because the 4th and 5th tests are the only ones I’ll be able to watch from beginning to end should I so wish. 

[Stickman]

That review will haunt Paine how you could think that was ever out ? 

Stokes is just amazing not just for that innings but that spell Friday evening of 15 overs on the bounce 100% every ball when Australia could have run away with it then to bat the way he did... Incredible

[Captain Howdy]

15 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Give Leach the choice between his 92 and that 1, what do you think he'd go for?

The ultimate rhetorical question.

[Jenson]

Listening to the last hour of that on TMS was fucking torture. I'm exhausted!