The New Cricket Thread

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Not looking that good for much play in the second test today, heavy rain or rain for most of the day. Supposed to be better tomorrow but light rain is also expected for Saturday/Sunday. 

[chrisbonnie]

is there anywhere online i can watch the episodes of the Kevin Pietersen documentary?

 

Pissed off the rain is down for todays test match.

 

Cut my finger bad in work yesterday and have a day off so was really hoping to veg out all day with the cricket.

 

Fuck you global warming. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, chrisbonnie said:

is there anywhere online i can watch the episodes of the Kevin Pietersen documentary?

 

It was shit. He’s a cunt. 

 

Saved you the job. 

[chrisbonnie]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

 

It was shit. He’s a cunt. 

 

Saved you the job. 

i wached the first one on the sky website, but because i dont have the actual sports package with my sky subscription, i cant watch the episdes on demand.

 

I quite like Pieterson, you cant deny the guys quality. 

[lifetime fan]

Just now, chrisbonnie said:

i wached the first one on the sky website, but because i dont have the actual sports package with my sky subscription, i cant watch the episdes on demand.

 

I quite like Pieterson, you cant deny the guys quality. 

 

Negged. 

[Jairzinho]

28 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Negged. 

Repped.

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

i wached the first one on the sky website, but because i dont have the actual sports package with my sky subscription, i cant watch the episdes on demand.

 

I quite like Pieterson, you cant deny the guys quality. 

Repped

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

Repped

 

Repped for being proud you’re so fucking wrong. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I doubt we'll get much play to today, if any at all. 

[Pureblood]

It was a good decision to schedule this during our typhoon season.

[TheBitch]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Repped for being proud you’re so fucking wrong. 

 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

 

She can nag me about this dishes for weeks. Looks a right bundle of fun her. 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, TheBitch said:

 

 

Thats just shameless rep begging you misogynistic, sexist cunt. 

 

Repped! 

[Jairzinho]

3 hours ago, TheBitch said:

 

Wouldn't mind taking her down to backward square.

[Captain Turdseye]

She’s really banging the drum for feminism on here. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 hours ago, TheBitch said:

 

 

That is very mesmerising. Curvy women with lovely tits all the way. Quite a cute face n all. 

[Captain Turdseye]

[TheBitch]

Thought this thread needed something after a drab old day. Are we all out yet?

[Mudface]

Pretty even day overall.

[VladimirIlyich]

Seems a bit strange to have a five match Ashes series so late in an English Summer where the weather is obviously so unpredictable with obvious chances of lots of rain.

[Captain Turdseye]

44 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Seems a bit strange to have a five match Ashes series so late in an English Summer where the weather is obviously so unpredictable with obvious chances of lots of rain.

 

Climate change, innit. Fourth and fifth tests will be abandoned due to drought. 

[Jairzinho]

20 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Climate change, innit. Fourth and fifth tests will be abandoned due to drought. 

The fourth yes, we'll get a few days of play in the fifth in between the snow.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Seems a bit strange to have a five match Ashes series so late in an English Summer where the weather is obviously so unpredictable with obvious chances of lots of rain.

They had to fit in that interminable World Cup somewhere.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

So Aussies won the toss and put us in to bat. Roy out after three balls where he looked shit on every one. 0 for 1.........Need to fuck Roy off from opening, it was a daft idea. People get sacked for better ideas in life. 

[Jairzinho]

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Jason Roy has edged or missed 29% of the balls he's faced in Test cricket. In the last 12 months, only one Test opener (min 3 matches) has a higher false shot percentage.