The New Cricket Thread

[Brownie]

2 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Vaughan thinks he's looked very good today.

So do I. Been very impressed with him this morning, he's looked like a decent opener.

[Ian Sea]

11 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Vaughan thinks he's looked very good today.

Strange technique though. His head almost points to leg side mid-wicket at the point of delivery. 

[Ian Sea]

11 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Vaughan thinks he's looked very good today.

Strange technique though. His head almost points to leg side mid-wicket at the point of delivery. 

[Ian Sea]

11 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Vaughan thinks he's looked very good today.

Strange technique though. His head almost points to leg side mid-wicket at the point of delivery. 

[Ian Sea]

11 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Vaughan thinks he's looked very good today.

Strange technique though. His head almost points to leg side mid-wicket at the point of delivery. 

[Spy Bee]

What do you think of his technique Ian?

[Brownie]

What do you think of his technique Ian?

[Mudface]

Another big inside edge deflection given out lbw and reversed on appeal. These umpires are shocking.

[Brownie]

It is a bizarre technique, there's no doubt about that, loads of moving parts and strange idiosyncrasies. As we've seen with Smith though, it's not about how you do it...

[TheBitch]

When Root reviews straight away you know he’s not out. 

[TheBitch]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Another big inside edge deflection given out lbw and reversed on appeal. These umpires are shocking.

10 errors for the match and it’s just after lunch on day 2. 

 

Awful. 

[Brownie]

6 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

When Root reviews straight away you know he’s not out. 

I thought the opposite! Against Ireland he reviewed straight away when we'd hit it...

[Spy Bee]

Rory Burns now has the highest score by a (specialist) England opener not called Alastair Cook in a home Test since Alex Hales' 94 against Sri Lanka at Lord's in 2016. #Ashes

[Mudface]

Anyone see the plane this morning? It had a banner reading, 'Arise Sir Ben Stokes- the Barmy Army'. 

 

Wankers.

[TheBitch]

16 minutes ago, Brownie said:

I thought the opposite! Against Ireland he reviewed straight away when we'd hit it...

Damn. Haha. I missed the whole of that match. 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

Anyone see the plane this morning? It had a banner reading, 'Arise Sir Ben Stokes- the Barmy Army'. 

 

Wankers.

The rampant nationalism at these events freaks my nut out.  There always has to be some sort of army, too.  Fuckin' armies.  What is the obsession with armies?  Raging inside, here.  

 

Come on England! 

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, TheBitch said:

Damn. Haha. I missed the whole of that match. 

 

There's a 10-minute vid on Youtube. You can catch the whole thing there.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, TK421 said:

The rampant nationalism at these events freaks my nut out.  There always has to be some sort of army, too.  Fuckin' armies.  What is the obsession with armies?  Raging inside, here.  

 

Come on England! 

They've just been singing god save the queen. I hate all that Barmy Army stuff. I went a six nations match between England and Ireland at twickhenam about 10 years ago and had agreed to meet some fella I worked with for a pint before it. Turned up and him and his mates were dressed as knights from the crusades. Last time I ever spoke to him. I could shoot every single one of that England football band. I would happily do time for it. 

[Pureblood]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They've just been singing god save the queen. I hate all that Barmy Army stuff. I went a six nations match between England and Ireland at twickhenam about 10 years ago and had agreed to meet some fella I worked with for a pint before it. Turned up and him and his mates were dressed as knights from the crusades. Last time I ever spoke to him. I could shoot every single one of that England football band. I would happily do time for it. 

That's cos there was someone in fancy dress as the Queen, but yeah fuck 'em all.  Why can't they just get behind the team without being ultra nationalistic bellends all trying to outdo each other?   I hope that guy in the Union Jack suit in the crowd gets hit by lightning on the way home.   Zzap!  Review that, you cunt.

[Spy Bee]

God Save The Queen

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[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, TK421 said:

That's cos there was someone in fancy dress as the Queen, but yeah fuck 'em all.  Why can't they just get behind the team without being ultra nationalistic bellends all trying to outdo each other?   I hope that guy in the Union Jack suit in the crowd gets hit by lightning on the way home.   Zzap!  Review that, you cunt.

Lets hope its a 3 pronged bastard then and one hits this racist wife-beating cunt co-commentating and another hits the queen cunt. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Spy Bee said:

 Queen

 uninspiring

   idiotic

    mental

  shitheads

 

Yep 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Lets hope its a 3 pronged bastard then and one hits this racist wife-beating cunt co-commentating and another hits the queen cunt. 

Fork me.

[Spy Bee]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Lets hope its a 3 pronged bastard then and one hits this racist wife-beating cunt co-commentating and another hits the queen cunt. 

If you're talking about Boycs, I may have to beat you to death with a stick of rhubarb!

[Pureblood]

I don't get Boycs on my stream.  I miss him, the big Brexity racist.  He gets a pass because he's Boycs.