Which Real Madrid player would you most like to see Suarez bite?

[Dr Nowt 26,208]

Ronaldo. Biggest tosser, biggest threat and his reaction would be out of this world histrionic.

[Josef Svejk 5,403]

Ronaldo. Biggest tosser, biggest threat and his reaction would be out of this world histrionic.

If he bit Ronaldo, he'd fail his post-match drug test...

[SammyAftershave 2,866]

That Casemiro is a snidey fucker and very cute about breaking up play with niggly fouls. A right aul arse. Never started the other night and may have fell from favour with Zidane. The sort of snidey cunt who could do that specific job for us in the future?

[Josef Svejk 5,403]

That Casemiro is a snidey fucker and very cute about breaking up play with niggly fouls. A right aul arse. Never started the other night and may have fell from favour with Zidane. The sort of snidey cunt who could do that specific job for us in the future?

Isco, Casemiro, and Carvajal will likely return for final.

[Jairzinho 25,462]

Isco, Casemiro, and Carvajal will likely return for final.

 

Bugger. All of them improve the side considerably.

[ZonkoVille77 5,889]

Casemiro is a fucking brilliant player. I'd love him for us.

[Billy Big Twat 23]

He can bite himself the fucking beaut.

[Bjornebye 34,241]

He would get a decent week's scran off one of Bales ears

[Kevin D 9,715]

Think Militao needed one.

[Anubis 21,787]

Benzema, who should be in a prison cell, along with Chelsea’s left back.