Which Real Madrid player would you most like to see Suarez bite?

[Kevin D]

Barcelona are playing Madrid, tomorrow. Suarez has not scored in 4 goals, Barca's season is on the line and it's a hostile environment against a team with a lot of niggly players. In short, it appears to be a perfect storm for Suarez to take a good clean bite out of someone. 

 

If such a thing were to happen, who would you like to see it inflicted upon?

[ZonkoVille77]

The skinny rat should win this by a country mile. The bile infused cunt.

[cloggypop]

Please bite Pepe's face off for me Luis.

[Guest]

Please bite Pepe's face off for me Luis.

I hope he bites all his Barca teammates and the manager too and then demands a transfer to Liverpool.

 

Other than this, if he bites any Real Madrid players it has to be Ronaldo.

[Pidge]

Marcelo, we'd still be fairly weak at left back, but he'd be class with Coutinho ahead of him.

 

Otherwise, reckon Mariano is worth a look.  Not convinced he'd be cut out for the Premiership, but he's an excellent player stowed away in the reserves there.

 

Edit:  Totally misread the OP, despite even thinking it was oddly specific (but considering Stig's draft...).  I'm drunk and full of steak, fuck off.

 

edit edit: bite the greasy cunt, obvs. Then nut Zidane.

[Strontium]

a lot of niggly players

I don't think you can call them that any more.

[suzy]

I hope he bites all his Barca teammates and the manager too and then demands a transfer to Liverpool.

 

Other than this, if he bites any Real Madrid players it has to be Ronaldo.

 

Has to be the greasy one, no brainer. I like your first sentence though!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Bite the Greasy Tumbler's nose off Luis. Then wink at him as you swallow it.

 

Could always post it back to him the following day too, accompanied by a nice signed photograph.

[Pidge]

Turan looking more likely

[PestiRed]

I'd like him to strap Bale underneath a table with a hole in it, with the top of his head sticking up. Then he crack his skull like an egg and scoop his brains out one teaspoon at a time

[Russ Atmosphere]

Casemiro.

[Anubis]

Leave Ronaldo to Mascher. Suarez should take out that horrible twat Ramos.

[Curly]

Every player on that pitch, to a fucking man, is a gobshite. Absolute cheating, game playing cunts who ruin the spectacle itself and destroy my enjoyment of any talent they possess. For these reasons, I will not be watching.

 

El clasico? El naffico.

[Hand Shandy]

Ramos is a bad bellend, but Ronaldo and Pepe take it to another level of cuntery altogether.

[El Rojo]

Haha - who voted for Modric? An inoffensive chap, I would have assumed.

[lifetime fan]

Leave Ronaldo to Mascher. Suarez should take out that horrible twat Ramos.

This.

[stringvest]

Every player on that pitch, to a fucking man, is a gobshite. Absolute cheating, game playing cunts who ruin the spectacle itself and destroy my enjoyment of any talent they possess. For these reasons, I will not be watching.

 

El clasico? El naffico.

 

 

well, there is that.  Very little real football happens in these games.  

[El Dangerous]

Marcelo, we'd still be fairly weak at left back, but he'd be class with Coutinho ahead of him.

 

Otherwise, reckon Mariano is worth a look. Not convinced he'd be cut out for the Premiership, but he's an excellent player stowed away in the reserves there.

 

Edit: Totally misread the OP, despite even thinking it was oddly specific (but considering Stig's draft...). I'm drunk and full of steak, fuck off.

 

edit edit: bite the greasy cunt, obvs. Then nut Zidane.

Not only did you drunkenly misread it but you chose Marcelo and Mariano as the two players you'd have from a team with Ronaldo, Bale, Isco, James, Modric, Ramos, shit even Asensio. I call crystal meth.

[Jairzinho]

I call crystal meth.

You need a bit of that.

[Guest]

[an tha]

Suarezs biting ronaldo in the cunt would go some way to cheering me up

[House of Dirk]

Pepe. Just a complete cock juggling thundercunt of the highest order. To the point where other cock juggling thundercunts would write in and complain of the comparison. Which is their right.

 

As he isnt on the pitch, bite the ladyboy instead.

[El Rojo]

In fairness, Nacho can have no complaints if he gets done by Suarez with a name like that.

[cloggypop]

@MY_MUMS_COLA: BE BOSS IF SUAREZ EATED RONALDO

[Kevin D]

Let the biting commence.