May calls General Election on 8 June

[Anubis]

A chance for the UK to do what is right. Corbyn has already indicated that he won't agree to a deal that is bad for the UK, so this is an opportunity to start putting the brakes on Brexit.  

[skend04]

It does explain Labour's release of policies recently though. They'll have had an inkling about this and so have started to try and get their message out. Unfortunately it's now going to get drowned out by even more divisive nonsense in the media.

[Fowlers God]

Hope she dies

[jimmycase]

Jeremy Corbyn accepts May's statement and say the PLP will vote for an early election.

[Section_31]

[Bobby Hundreds]

They win either way. More power or if they lost someone else has to try to deal with the absolute fucking disaster they have been and no doubt take the blame. They have fucked everything from legal aid to privacy from health care to education selling off state assets and services taking us out the eu and possibly breaking up the union. All whilst lining their own pockets. Fucking cunts. Fuck them and this election.

[Remmie]

Why is everyone so sure the tories will win? In fact don't answer that, I want to cling on to some hope

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Why is everyone so sure the tories will win? In fact don't answer that, I want to cling on to some hope

 

There's essentially no opposition, don't recall labour ever being in such a weak position, although I have next to no interest in politics.

[setreal]

Hope we get beat.

[torahboy]

If there is to be an election, and I'm sure there will be, then it is essential that the opposition broaden the debate to aspects of the Tory's policies other than just the fucking EU departure deal. Their recent budget buffoonery is a starting point for exposing their incompetence and vindictiveness on other domestic policies. It will call for a concerted effort by the Labour Party and the whining and sniping from the Blairite sect will have to stop, something about which I have doubts as they're such a bunch of cunts. 

 

Still, there's an election on the way. We have a really hard time ahead if these foul Tory bastards get a greater majority, as we have always experienced under the party of Churchill, Thatcher, Murdoch and Farage. So we'll just have to do our best to stop them.

 

I'm in the West Derby CLP and I suppose now I will have get involved and start knocking on doors and that. Not too wild about that as people are such cunts. I suppose I'll have to finesse my spiel beyond "Have a leaflet, cunt. Vote Labour".

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I wonder how long it will take Farage to start speaking shite to the media. 

[Anubis]

If there is to be an election, and I'm sure there will be, then it is essential that the opposition broaden the debate to aspects of the Tory's policies other than just the fucking EU departure deal. Their recent budget buffoonery is a starting point for exposing their incompetence and vindictiveness on other domestic policies. It will call for a concerted effort by the Labour Party and the whining and sniping from the Blairite sect will have to stop, something about which I have doubts as they're such a bunch of cunts. 

 

Still, there's an election on the way. We have a really hard time ahead if these foul Tory bastards get a greater majority, as we have always experienced under the party of Churchill, Thatcher, Murdoch and Farage. So we'll just have to do our best to stop them.

 

I'm in the West Derby CLP and I suppose now I will have get involved and start knocking on doors and that. Not too wild about that as people are such cunts. I suppose I'll have to finesse my spiel beyond "Have a leaflet, cunt. Vote Labour".

 

 

Want to add some finesse? How about "Have a leaflet, cunt. Vote Labour or we'll burn your house down."

[Anubis]

I wonder how long it will take Farage to start speaking shite to the media. 

 

Rock and a hard place for Farage. A lot of the UKIP vote is heading back to the Conservatives. He has to attack them to try and win it back.

[Turkish Delight]

I'm looking on the bright side.  I was originally resigned to another 8 years of Tories as I couldn't see Labour winning in 2020.  

 

Those extra two years for everyone to see how shit the impact of a Tory brexit is might give them a chance in 2022 though so hopefully it will just be 5 years of Tories.

[torahboy]

Want to add some finesse? How about "Have a leaflet, cunt. Vote Labour or we'll burn your house down."

 

 

Thank you. It's all falling into place already.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Rock and a hard place for Farage. A lot of the UKIP vote is heading back to the Conservatives. He has to attack them to try and win it back.

 

Or concentrate on getting labour voters who voted for Brexit to vote UKIP. Let's be honest, deep down he is just a Tory cunt. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Thank you. It's all falling into place already.

 

Just hand out a free bingo card/Royal calendar/Union Jack coaster with your leaflets mate, it works for all the shitty rags. 

[Anubis]

Or concentrate on getting labour voters who voted for Brexit to vote UKIP. Let's be honest, deep down he is just a Tory cunt. 

 

That didn't work for him in the most pro-Brexit area in Stoke.

[Lee909]

I'm looking on the bright side. I was originally resigned to another 8 years of Tories as I couldn't see Labour winning in 2020.

 

Those extra two years for everyone to see how shit the impact of a Tory brexit is might give them a chance in 2022 though so hopefully it will just be 5 years of Tories.

They'll run the same shite in 2022.

The job has not been fone yet. We are only just secured brexit and need more time

[M_B]

I'm looking on the bright side.  I was originally resigned to another 8 years of Tories as I couldn't see Labour winning in 2020.  

 

Those extra two years for everyone to see how shit the impact of a Tory brexit is might give them a chance in 2022 though so hopefully it will just be 5 years of Tories.

 

If Corbyn resigns after the election then yes its a starting point. They could benefit hugely from the Conservatives being tortured by Germany over a Brexit dictat. They need to get the right personality for it though.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

That didn't work for him in the most pro-Brexit area in Stoke.

 

True, but I reckon that was more of a vote against that lying shit bag Nuttall. As long as that idiot is the leader of UKIP I'd say the Tories will get a shit load of new voters anyway, it could mean a sheer silence for cunty bollocks Farage. Lib Dems will be looking to gain in this election and will probably do so from labour due to the obvious shit state they find themselves in. 

 

What was the Tories working majority after the last election, 17? I'm guessing that lead will at least double. Having said all that, a lot of people have realised Brexit is a bit of a con on the promises which were made before the referendum, so who knows. Hopefully May will keep banging on about Brexit as her main vote winner and the other parties rip them apart on all the other shite they have been up to. 

[clangers]

Whatever she say's about the opposition this is purely about getting a much larger working majority so she can marginalise the lunatic right wing Brexiteer MP's who won't accept the inevitable associate membership we'll end up with. Could it be that May and co have now found out just how difficult delivering a 'have our cake and eat it' Brexit will be?

 

If she can take out Labour and UKIP as well that's a bonus for her.

[Lee909]

Wouldn't shock me if Farage is looking to worm his way back to the Torys. I think he keeps quiet then he could possibly rejoin them,or once its all done start whinging again post election

[Tj hooker]

I wonder how long it will take Farage to start speaking shite to the media.

Has he ever stopped

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Has he ever stopped

 

He's been quiet of late. Probably due to the fact he's deciding which country will have the melt when he decides to emigrate.