May calls General Election on 8 June

[Mook]

Don't do ot to yourselves if Labour still had the clout they had in Scotland then they may have a chance, but that is around 50 seats that have gone for the foreseeable future so I can't see how anyone can think they can win without it.

I'll be voting Labour because they have an outside chance of ousting the SNP in my constituancy but it's a losing battle up here, Scottish Labour are a complete joke...

 

[Gnasher]

If Corbyn does fairly well he can no longer be dismissed.

 

 

If not we are fucked.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fuck me, the start of this ITV shit on May is like "This is your life" about a fucking angel. They tried to hammer every other leader after a quick 1 minute introduction. Independent TV my fucking arse. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Turning that shit off, like a fucking interview for "Songs of praise." CUNTS!!

[magicrat]

I wish Abbot had hidden in the closet for this campaign, That last interview was utterly cringeworthy

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just read something from an old schoolmate who lives in Shildon, County Durham. She said "Boris Johnson is visiting and was heckled by labour voters and he called them all illiterate." 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Theresa May has just pledged to "rip up" human rights legislation.

 

This is bigger than an election now. She's fucking dangerous.

[Anubis]

Imagine being out and about canvassing with Jean Luc Picard. Jammy bastards.

 

 

[clangers]

The Tories will get at least a 75 seat majority.

 

The horrible cunts.

 

It's a distinct possibility isn't it? It might well be a case that Corbyn does well in terms of % of the vote by effectively increasing the Labour vote in Labour strongholds but doesn't make much ground in the swing constituencies. Polls are all over the place. What is clear is that for once younger voters have to take notice of this election and vote. Their vote can genuinely make a difference this time and it's critical that they vote.

 

Whilst I'm still hoping for another unexpected outcome I have a feeling that this election result will just end up as business as usual, Corbyn significantly increases Labour's share of the vote to 35%, enough to justify carrying on as leader whilst May ends up with a slightly larger working majority, enough for her to justify calling the election.

[Gnasher]

Itv going full.on north Korea shit with the May programme.

[Anubis]

Theresa May has just pledged to "rip up" human rights legislation.

This is bigger than an election now. She's fucking dangerous.

Edging slowly into Erdogan territory.

[Anubis]

It's a distinct possibility isn't it? It might well be a case that Corbyn does well in terms of % of the vote by effectively increasing the Labour vote in Labour strongholds but doesn't make much ground in the swing constituencies. Polls are all over the place. What is clear is that for once younger voters have to take notice of this election and vote. Their vote can genuinely make a difference this time and it's critical that they vote.

 

Whilst I'm still hoping for another unexpected outcome I have a feeling that this election result will just end up as business as usual, Corbyn significantly increases Labour's share of the vote to 35%, enough to justify carrying on as leader whilst May ends up with a slightly larger working majority, enough for her to justify calling the election.

Stop it. Stop it you negative fuckers. All of you. Bury the negative waves. Get out and vote. Make sure everyone you know who sympathises with Labour votes, even if you have to drag them there. Anyone thinking of voting Tory - have a long chat with them. If they are still voting Tory, kill them, and we'll discuss how to get rid of the bodies later....

[Jairzinho]

Labour with a majority of 150.

[Fowlers God]

[clangers]

Itv going full.on north Korea shit with the May programme.

 

She's just full of hot air with a final vague desperate attempt to appear tough 48 hours before the vote.

[Creator Supreme]

Labour with a majority of 150.

Whatever you're smoking I'd like some! Tories with 150 majority more like.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Whatever you're smoking I'd like some! Tories with 150 majority more like.

Tory stooge!

[clangers]

And another U-turn from May tonight, the Tory manifesto makes a commitment to stay in the ECHR. Not exactly strong and stable this.

[Tj hooker]

Labour with a majority of 150.

This I like

[Anubis]

Is it me, or is Jezza sporting a dirty sly smile while he's got a grip of that girl from Clean Bandit.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I didn't really appreciate the accuracy of a previous comment about the woman from Clean Bandit's breasts as the front on pic didn't do them justice.

 

That new pic with Jezza though! Tittytastic!

[Jairzinho]

He's balling out of control.

[clangers]

I didn't really appreciate the accuracy of a previous comment about the woman from Clean Bandit's breasts as the front on pic didn't do them justice.

 

That new pic with Jezza though! Tittytastic!

He's got my vote.

[Captain Turdseye]

I didn't really appreciate the accuracy of a previous comment about the woman from Clean Bandit's breasts as the front on pic didn't do them justice.

 

That new pic with Jezza though! Tittytastic!

They're so big that she couldn't see over them to iron her trousers.