May calls General Election on 8 June

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Comedy fucking gold this:

 

[magicrat]

That's the highest Labour rating in any poll since 2014.

 

I'm still quite sure Labour will not win this election but I'm quite sure they would have if the parliamentary side of the party had got behind the democratically elected leader. Judas cunts.

 

Conversely the PLP would argue, if they lose, they would have won had they had another leader, We are where we are and the party has united behind a good manifesto that offers real choice, If Labour get anything close to 40% next week then it will be a stellar result even if the Tories still win,  They have squeezed the Lib Dems and the Greens but there is nothing they can do about UKIP's collapse and the coalescing of the right wing vote because of Brexit. It's still conceivable the Tories will lose seats overall and that will spell the end for May ,   

[Creator Supreme]

Fuck, I didn't know that.

 

I didn't know that anything could lower my opinion of Theresa May. Utter cunt.

Jaysus that's low even for them!

[Creator Supreme]

That made me laugh so much, frigging awesome.

[magicrat]

Comedy fucking gold this:

 

 

I love the furious "Senior Tories" reference, My guess is that their names are Paul Dacre and Harmsworth

Enemies of the people

[Mook]

I think I'm going to leave the celebrating until such a time as we aren't completely fucked.

 

The debates and polls will mean fuck all in nine days time when these evil bastards continue laying waste to the country.

[Creator Supreme]

I think I'm going to leave the celebrating until such a time as we aren't completely fucked.

 

The debates and polls will mean fuck all in nine days time when these evil bastards continue laying waste to the country.

Sadly true

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Comedy fucking gold this:

 

Didn't she introduce the show by saying that the audience had been selected to be representative of the electorate?

[Gooch]

As good as this has been, I too, refuse to get excited. The dreaded silent Tories are yet to have their say in this election.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just caught up with the debate on BBC Parliament.  That's as bad as it goes if you're a Tory cunt, hammered. 

[cloggypop]

Amber Wudd and her money twee can do one

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They were probably road testing her as a potential replacement.

 

Rudd is not that much better than May, just another lying Tory bitch. 

[Jairzinho]

Comedy fucking gold this:

 

Probably true, to be fair. They were almost centrist.

[magicrat]

The sharks will be circling already .She will probably still win but she has looked a complete amateur, 

Johnson favourite to be next Tory leader, He would be a gift 

[Scooby Dudek]

SNP 

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is my marking for it 

 

I thought the audience were good, which will explain why they are being called left wing. 

 

It was an independent polling company and not the BBC that chose the audience.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The sharks will be circling already .She will probably still win but she has looked a complete amateur, 

Johnson favourite to be next Tory leader, He would be a gift 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if May ends up in hospital soon, she looks like someone who isn't enjoying life. Would that be grounds to halt the GE? I wouldn't put nothing past those cunts. 

[stringvest]

The Tories have seen what a cartoon imbecile who will say black is white and get away with it has done in the US.  Johnson is our low rent Trump.  He's a nap. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

SNP 

Lib Dem

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UKIP

 

is my marking for it 

 

I thought the audience were good, which will explain why they are being called left wing. 

 

It was an independent polling company and not the BBC that chose the audience.

 

Nah, I had it.

 

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Lib Dem/Plaid Cymru

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UKIP

 

Thought Corbyn handed himself well, as did Robertson, Wood, Farron and Lucas. Robertson and Lucas were by far the most comfortable speaking imo, Wood wasn't her usual self though, still did well mind. 

[Scooby Dudek]

Fair enough, I rated Farron higher because he had a couple of good lines, which I imagine will get shown tomorrow. Wood seemed very subdued for some reason. 

 

I liked the fact a few of them linked the coalition as Tory - UKIP, as we saw soft lad was to the right of the Tories, hopefully any people who could never bring themselves to vote Tory will now realise voting UKIP is the same. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fair enough, I rated Farron higher because he had a couple of good lines, which I imagine will get shown tomorrow. Wood seemed very subdued for some reason. 

 

I liked the fact a few of them linked the coalition as Tory - UKIP, as we saw soft lad was to the right of the Tories, hopefully any people who could never bring themselves to vote Tory will now realise voting UKIP is the same. 

 

Wood is normally more assured in her answers, she stuttered on more than one occasion. Farron certainly had one or two lines which had me chuckling, he also did quite well in general, rated Corbyn higher as he was asked more awkward questions and rose to them all. 

 

Spot on in your second sentence.

 

One point that did piss me off was that at one stage Amder Rudd was digging herself a deep grave and was just about to throw herself into it but that  Misal Husain bird cut her off and went onto the next question. 

[magicrat]

The Tories have seen what a cartoon imbecile who will say black is white and get away with it has done in the US.  Johnson is our low rent Trump.  He's a nap. 

The UK electorate are not quite at Trump levels of gullibility ... yet

Farage was the low rent Trump and he's out with the washing these days

Boris Johnson would be brilliant as he's completely incapable of not fucking up , I think Hammond or Rudd would be the likely candidates , the Tory party handlers wouldn't risk fat Boris,

[Red Phoenix]

I'm no fan of Farron, but he's spoken well tonight.

 

Yep, have just been watching some of it again because I missed the start, thought he did well too. His lines about May snooping around outside your house and turning over to Bake Off/making a brew instead of listening to Rudd were also great.

[Anubis]

I'd like to see Corbyn's team do a bit of investigative work, find out where May is appearing, and for him to pitch up outside with cameras and challenge her to a snap debate via loudspeaker.

 

Mind you, she'd probably cry about bullying.

[Neil G]

Didn't she introduce the show by saying that the audience had been selected to be representative of the electorate?

Yes she did. It wasn't a left wing audience, it's just that the right wingers had nothing to applaud. As has been the case throughout the campaign in fact.

[clangers]

Yes she did. It wasn't a left wing audience, it's just that the right wingers had nothing to applaud. As has been the case throughout the campaign in fact.

Or perhaps it's reflective of a significant proportion of the electorate including those who still end up voting Tory being deeply unimpressed by May and her Tories performance throughout the campaign. They genuinely are putting in a true horror show of a campaign.