Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Lee909]

No we are just dumping him there and hoping he finds a EU passport

[Numero Veinticinco]

You'd have thought all clubs should have a name if they're at the stage of taking a player on loan.

Hahahah. Yeah, not very professional is it. Must be a real cunt to get chants going.

 

‘We love you *cough* *mumble* we do’

[El Rojo]

We should constantly spam Barcelona's fax machine with photocopies of hairy arses for the next three days so they can't get any business done.

[an tha]

Really on edge at the moment - praying some of these deals come off because they would transform our chances this season.

 

Can somebody post a picture of some tits to calm everybody down?

 

 

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[TheHowieLama]

Beautiful plumage

 

 

 

Good looking tit.

[TheHowieLama]

 

Allan off on loan to an, as of yet, unnamed portuguese club, according to Pearce.

 

 

Allan?? Is he the little fella?

[diamondjoe]

 

Can somebody post a picture of some nice tits to calm everybody down?

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Anyone else look at that and think of the Walking Dead ?

[diamondjoe]

Out of the primordial soup they did emerge.

[Jay86]

I'd fuck off that snakey twat for £130m today, the way he's carried on is worse than anything I can remember in a player wanting to leave, at least Van Dijk etc aren't pretending to be injured then going away on international duty.

 

Get £130 for him and it looks like we're getting £30m for Sakho, give RBL £40m of that now to get Keita early, £50m for Lemar now with the other £30m being reportedly next summer and then pay £70m for Van Dijk if that's what it takes. We've hugely hugely upgraded the squad for fuck all there.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I'd fuck off that snakey twat for £130m today, the way he's carried on is worse than anything I can remember in a player wanting to leave, at least Van Dijk etc aren't pretending to be injured then going away on international duty.

 

Get £130 for him and it looks like we're getting £30m for Sakho, give RBL £40m of that now to get Keita early, £50m for Lemar now with the other £30m being reportedly next summer and then pay £70m for Van Dijk if that's what it takes. We've hugely hugely upgraded the squad for fuck all there.

If only that was how transfers worked, mate

[Jay86]

If only that was how transfers worked, mate

The only thing not really feasible in that is the Keita part, the rest looks like it's going through either way. Can't see why they turn down another £40m now though, they know they ain't winning the CL anyway.

[Numero Veinticinco]

The only thing not really feasible in that is the Keita part, the rest looks like it's going through either way. Can't see why they turn down another £40m now though, they know they ain't winning the CL anyway.

It includes no signing bonuses, no agent fees or expenses, and you don’t sign a player for 48m then throw another 40m at it to speed it up. That said... buy VVD and Lamar, then I’m elated.

[neopulian]

The only thing not really feasible in that is the Keita part, the rest looks like it's going through either way. Can't see why they turn down another £40m now though, they know they ain't winning the CL anyway.

 

Transfer is not online shopping that you can get done by just clicking. 

[Tony Moanero]

lfc_jay8 never leaves the house without his bum bag.

[Oh Buoy]

https://twitter.com/domfifield/status/902552563060543488

 

Laters Sakho, lad.

[Pureblood]

https://twitter.com/domfifield/status/902552563060543488

 

Laters Sakho, lad.

 

Dejan and TK like this. 

[Anubis]

Dominic Fifield saying a deal has been done in principle to sell Sakho to Palace. £20m down, leading up to £30m with add-ons.

[Pureblood]

Dominic Fifield saying a deal has been done in principle to sell Sakho to Palace. £20m down, leading up to £30m with add-ons.

 

Dejan and TK continue to like this.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Thanks very much Palace, ya cunts.

 

Hope we are confident of getting VVD.

 

 

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[Anubis]

Sorry, missed Buoy's post.

[El Dangerous]

Sakho and Allardyce to swoop in and rescue Palace from De Boer and gis Total Football.

[Pureblood]

Sorry, missed Buoy's post.

 

It's canny hard to keep up, like.  Blink and you miss a transfer/rumour/plane. 

[Grinch]

Bonkers that transfer fees have hiked so much you can now make profits on players who've failed to cut the mustard and are unwanted.

[Harry Squatter]

Should have took that 12m from Watford for Markovic as well.