Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Thoth]

Fucking hell I only popped out to Asda and come back to signing VVD,Keita and Lemar

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"Offensive roster" makes me think of a comedy gig with Roy Chubby Brown, Bernard Manning and Jerry Sadowitz.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Fucking hell I only popped out to Asda and come back to signing VVD,Keita and Lemar

Do you mind fucking off out again, because we need to get these deals done ASAP.

[Bjornebye]

Lemar on toast 

[karl1987]

Until I see him leaning at Melwood I refuse to believe.  

[Tony Moanero]

Punching yourself in the bollocks > international footy

[G Richards]

I don't like the panic of the last week of the window, as it leads to some strange deals. However, Lemar would not be one of those. He ticks all the boxes. Perhaps Origi is the key to getting this done? I think he will score a lot of goals in France.

 

If we somehow managed to sign Lemar, VVD and Keita that would be incredible. On the other side, we would probably lose Coutinho, Sakho and Origi. The week's business would thus have a sting in the tail, but I would do it and move on.

 

It will be a mad few days. And hearing Deschamps tell the French players that nobody leaves camp to conclude transfer deals is another reason why the whole window needs to be synced up better, shutting before the season begins.

[aws]

Fucking hell I only popped out to Asda and come back to signing VVD,Keita and Lemar

Just think who we'd be buying if you'd gone to Waitrose.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same...as...it...ever...was !

[G Richards]

We're signing David Byrne?

[aws]

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same...as...it...ever...was !

On the road to nowhere?

[Bjornebye]

Imagine if we pulled Lemar, Keita and Van Dijk out of our arses before Friday. I'd put the three of them straight back up mine and cry myself to sleep while they spurted title juice all the way up my shit pipe. 

 

Wont happen and ill end up cry wanking to that Danielle Lloyd video wont I. Joke this club. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On the road to nowhere?

You may ask yourself.

[Thoth]

Imagine if we pulled Lemar, Keita and Van Dijk out of our arses before Friday. I'd put the three of them straight back up mine and cry myself to sleep while they spurted title juice all the way up my shit pipe. 

 

Wont happen and ill end up cry wanking to that Danielle Lloyd video wont I. Joke this club.

 

Just for research purposes what Danielle Lloyd video

[Hades]

Offensive roster isn't as offensive as 'optics'.

[Captain Turdseye]

I really hope we don't sign him, as it will give me something else to moan about.

Yer Lemar.

[General Dryness]

What must go through her head to think 'offensive roster' is acceptable use of English when talking about LFC?

Fucking hell

It's up there with "storied franchise".

[G Richards]

You may ask yourself.

How do I work this?

 

* Klopp working on our defence by the way

[an tha]

I don't like the panic of the last week of the window, as it leads to some strange deals. However, Lemar would not be one of those. He ticks all the boxes. Perhaps Origi is the key to getting this done? I think he will score a lot of goals in France.

 

If we somehow managed to sign Lemar, VVD and Keita that would be incredible. On the other side, we would probably lose Coutinho, Sakho and Origi. The week's business would thus have a sting in the tail, but I would do it and move on.

 

It will be a mad few days. And hearing Deschamps tell the French players that nobody leaves camp to conclude transfer deals is another reason why the whole window needs to be synced up better, shutting before the season begins.

Nobody leaves camp? That is game over then for any French player isn't it.

 

I hate international footy but to be fair can't blame Deschamps or any other manager who takes that line.

 

What a farce to have a transfer window shut in the week where there are world cup qualifiers.

[Lee909]

Yarmelenko just signed for Dortmund for 25ml

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Thomas28 over on the Monaco forums says Lemar has gone on strike and taken Deschamps hostage at gun point in order to force the move.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Yarmelenko just signed for Dortmund for 25ml

£100m profit on Dembele then. That's a mental transfer.

[Pureblood]

We could probably do with a linebacker to increase pass protection and turnovers near our 40 yard line.  If he has good passing stats he can find our quick wide receivers.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Wants to leave feeling sorry for himself. Le Martyr.

[Lee909]

TK

Tut tut tut

 

A Linebacker to improve pass protection. You obviosly mean a Offensive Tackle,Guard or Centre to increase pass protection.