Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Strontium]

Waste of good cheese.

[SlugTrail]

What about some goats cheese?

 tastes like shit

 

 

I wouldn't have a knob of goat's shite on us finishing in the top 4 this season.

never tried this but I reckon it probably tastes like shit as well.

[an tha]

Still got our 3rd game in 5 days to injure some more key players in yet tomorrow

[The Acolyte]

Lallana out for 2 months. Caught out already

[thompsonsnose]

Strippy Strippy.....

[Arl arse]

This window and this thread have been a disgrace so far and both need to get their fuckin act together.

[Trumo]

Can you name the club's most expensive signings by nationality?

 

https://www.sporcle.com/games/iDom/liverpool-most-expensive-signings-by-nationality

[Strontium]

FSG saw that we won the league in the 70s with 14 players, and figured that was a recipe for success.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fuck this window. Fuck it hard with a barbed wire strap on.

[KevieG]

Injuries starting to mount already a week before the season. Sign some quality players ffs.

[YNWAViking]

Only one quality player bought... Worst transfer window ever?

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Lucas - 31 appearances last year, now sold.

Lallana - 35 appearances last year, not available until Nov

Henderson - injured for swathes of time last season. How likely are we to get a whole season out of him?

Coutinho - if we don't sell him to Barca (totally unsurprising if we do), again has never spent a season without us without injury.

Wijnaldum - the great news is that he is available 100% of the time, the bad news is that he is completely fucking anonymous 60% of the time

Sturridge - injured nearly always and yet is being talked about as an option

Ings - has spent the last two years swimming.

Origi - terrible

 

But hey, there are only 2 players in the entire fucking world that could possibly improve our squad.

 

 

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[an tha]

Lucas - 31 appearances last year, now sold.

Lallana - 35 appearances last year, not available until Nov

Henderson - injured for swathes of time last season. How likely are we to get a whole season out of him?

Coutinho - if we don't sell him to Barca (totally unsurprising if we do), again has never spent a season without us without injury.

Wijnaldum - the great news is that he is available 100% of the time, the bad news is that he is completely fucking anonymous 60% of the time

Sturridge - injured nearly always and yet is being talked about as an option

Ings - has spent the last two years swimming.

Origi - terrible

 

But hey, there are only 2 players in the entire fucking world that could possibly improve our squad.

 

 

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Don't forget the 20 year old back up centre half to two centre halves who both missed a quarter of our games last season who has spent most of his time at LFC injured and has virtually no first team football experience and what first team football experience he does have is nearly all at championship level.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

But we have Probity lads, it's cool.

 

By the way, what position does Probity play? Hopefully he's like a young Stevie and can okay everywhere. All at once.

[Sputnik1]

But we have Probity lads, it's cool.

 

By the way, what position does Probity play? Hopefully he's like a young Stevie and can okay everywhere. All at once.

 

 

Left back, in a bank of 3

[Tyler Durden]

Looking like Coutihno has asked to go then, probably fed up of seeing us fumble about "trying" really really hard to sign players. Sure it will be no coincidence our outlay will have a stark resemblance to whatever we get for coutihno.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Looking like Coutihno has asked to go then, probably fed up of seeing us fumble about "trying" really really hard to sign players. Sure it will be no coincidence our outlay will have a stark resemblance to whatever we get for coutihno.

Is Coutinho not just an injury/niggle?

[jimmycase]

Yes but it doesnt stop people posting he's leaving.

[Jockey]

Jesus! He is staying behind with a niggle along side a few others!

 

Haha one uneducated tweet and the flaps are open!

 

 

Although I'm 100% sure that he will be sold and John will give it all to Linda!

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Jesus! He is staying behind with a niggle along side a few others!

 

Haha one uneducated tweet and the flaps are open!

Yes, the pessimism around Coutinho is based on one uneducated tweet, and not years of terrible transfer windows and a history of selling our best players.

 

 

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[Jockey]

Yes, the pessimism around Coutinho is based on one uneducated tweet, and not years of terrible transfer windows and a history of selling our best players.

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It isn't pessimism, it is hysteria based on a fucking Twitter rumour!

[an tha]

Never mind him leaving...another fucking injury! I knew we'd struggle but i thought we'd actually play some actual competitive games before we fell apart.

[Marko121]

It isn't pessimism, it is hysteria based on a fucking Twitter rumour!

No mate. My pessimism is based on how we have acted in the past.

 

We don't exist to win anymore

[Strontium]

Jesus! He is staying behind with a niggle

 

Look, you can't call them that any more.

[BCM]

Still another 3 and a half weeks of the window chaps dont panic...... ..........