Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Unrighteous]

Is it yrue that defender we were linked with last month, Mumra or something has gone to Zenit for buttons? Bet we'll be paying 50m for him in 18 months time

 

Mammana? or whatever?

[Heinze]

Unless the name rhymes with Juarez.

[Red Phoenix]

Great comments on that video :

 

"this guy doesn't look like a real human being he looks like a video game boss from 2005"

 

And :

 

"This is Brexit Britain. The emu has replaced the German Shepherd as the pet of choice."

[Lycan]

 

 

I know that fat cunt. His name is Bill. He's a right twat. Drinks in the pub up the road for me. Love winding him up every time I see him.

 

"Where's your Ostrich Bill?"

 

"It's not an Ostrich, it a fucking Emu you cock sucker!!!"

 

 

Hahaha!!! Lmao! Good times!

[Thoth]

Only on this forum can you click on a transfer thread to read the latest updates on transfers and be greeted by a man walking a fucking Emu down the street.

[Grinch]

Neymar looking as good as gone. Not training and telling his team mates he's off.

[Jose Jones]

What a strange decision from the lad.

Playing in a forward line with Messi and Suarez, you really can't get much better than that.

[Lee909]

When your the third cog and your ego doesn't like it.

[The Guest]

Where's the ostrich money Bill?

[M_B]

What a strange decision from the lad.

Playing in a forward line with Messi and Suarez, you really can't get much better than that.

 

He's won everything there is to win. He'll be top dog and he'll get more cash.

[Tyler Durden]

Only on this forum can you click on a transfer thread to read the latest updates on transfers and be greeted by a man walking a fucking Emu down the street.

I say we put the emu in charge of negotiations, can't be any worse

[JagSquared]

When your the third cog and your ego doesn't like it.

In one.

[Thoth]

BREAKING NEWS

Potentially a big Neymar development...

La Liga have told Sky Sports News that they will NOT accept the payment from PSG to trigger Neymar’s release clause.

They are expecting PSG to visit their offices this afternoon.

A spokesman for the office of La Liga president Javier Tebas said:

"We will not accept the money for the liberation clause, the reason is that we have doubts that this money is in accordance with UEFA Financial Fair Play rules."

Neymar's buyout clause is believed to be €220m

[Thoth]

Meanwhile, UEFA sources have told Sky Sports News that Neymar’s release clause cannot be blocked by La Liga because it’s a matter between the two clubs.

Is this a face-saving move by La Liga, on the verge of losing one of its star players, or could this become an unprecedented legal challenge? 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I don't care how this unfolds.

 

Well, that's not true. I hope investigation into this deal leads to both clubs being bummed with fines, transfer bans, and Barca having to give us Luis back plus £300m in damages.

 

*fingers crossed*

[Jockey]

We are moving on from just having a billionaires pissing contest with various teams, to clubs devoted to a world star!

 

PSG - Neymar

Mardid - Ronaldo

Barca - Messi

Everton - Davies

United - Pogba

 

Fuck the team! 

[Grinch]

Is financial fair play even a thing anymore?

[Ginny]

The move is just surely about money? He's won pretty much everything else in Spain and PSG is not the challenge he needs surely?

[Josef Svejk]

The move is just surely about money? He's won pretty much everything else in Spain and PSG is not the challenge he needs surely?

 

Ego + money. Money + ego. Same result.

[Jay86]

If La Liga are trying to block this move, why do they insist on release clauses being in every contract? What's the point if they then turn round and say no? They didn't exactly block Barca's bid for Neymar in the first place when they paid twice as much as the record books show, it does really prove who actually runs la Liga.

[manwiththestick]

Barca spitting their dummy out because they PSG have turned their players head and activated a release clause that they never thought would be met. Now they go running to La Liga complaining of breach in ffp regulations. Fuck them and the high horse they rode around on.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Barca spitting their dummy out because they PSG have turned their players head and activated a release clause that they never thought would be met. Now they go running to La Liga complaining of breach in ffp regulations. Fuck them and the high horse they rode around on.

 

What this man said

[Brownie]

Barca spitting their dummy out because they PSG have turned their players head and activated a release clause that they never thought would be met. Now they go running to La Liga complaining of breach in ffp regulations. Fuck them and the high horse they rode around on.

Yep.

[jimmycase]

What a strange decision from the lad.

Playing in a forward line with Messi and Suarez, you really can't get much better than that.

 

He reckons he's over shadowed by messi. Not sure who's at PSG but maybe the thought of being top dog there is a driver?

 

Also, him and his arl fella seem driven by money so the wedge PSG are offering might be too good to turn down as well?

[Thoth]

PSG's last UEFA accounts included final €17m payment for Zlatan. He's off books now which helps fair play rules over Neymar. #SSN

— Bryan Swanson (@skysports_bryan) August 2, 2017