Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They're discussing his move to us more than they're discussing their own transfer dealings.  Although it has given us this beauty.

 

 

 

 

They've been playing the bid with no chance of getting game for years. We seem to gave learned it from them.

[The Acolyte]

Swap Can for Gorztka?

[Gym Beglin]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Swap Can for Gorztka?

Nah E goes missing

[G Richards]

The window...

Ha, very good!

[aRdja]

Madrid are getting Ceballos, so Kovacic might be made available. I wouldn't mind us going back for him if Keita is 'too difficult' a deal.

[Sputnik1]

Seems we could have news very soon, things are definitely moving. It's been a pain and a strain but finally it looks to be coming to a close. Something big is about to drop, I know it, I feel it. 

 

Anyway, enough about my recent bout of constipation, have we signed anyone yet?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Seems we could have news very soon, things are definitely moving. It's been a pain and a strain but finally it looks to be coming to a close. Something big is about to drop, I know it, I feel it. 

 

Anyway, enough about my recent bout of constipation, have we signed anyone yet?

Knew you were full of shit.

[Sputnik1]

Knew you were full of shit.

 

 

Quite the opposite now, thankfully.

[Lee909]

Naby #Keita

[diamondjoe]

Seems we could have news very soon, things are definitely moving. It's been a pain and a strain but finally it looks to be coming to a close. Something big is about to drop, I know it, I feel it. 

 

Anyway, enough about my recent bout of constipation, have we signed anyone yet?

You need to get on the lactulose. Great stuff, I swill the stuff down and it falls out like shit off a shovel. I'm riddled with the Nobby Styles and swear by this stuff.

[Bjornebye]

Naby #Keita is NOT part of RB Leipzig's squad, which travelled to SV Dessau today.

 

 

[YNWAViking]

Naby #Keita

[El Rojo]

I support Naby Keita FC not SV Dessau FC.

[Philbert]

 

They're discussing his move to us more than they're discussing their own transfer dealings. Although it has given us this beauty.

 

 

 

There will be tears before bedtime when they lose both Derbies again this year.

[setreal]

SV Dessau FC? I like that

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

You need to get on the lactulose. Great stuff, I swill the stuff down and it falls out like shit off a shovel. I'm riddled with the Nobby Styles and swear by this stuff.

Excellent stuff. The Creme de la shit of laxatives.

[El Rojo]

That's Joe Allen arriving into Anfield on Brendan Rodgers.

[Paco]

Naby #Keita

[Sputnik1]

Stomach bug apparently. Needs to see a doctor in Liverpool.

 

 

I hope not, that's a 2 week wait. Unless he goes to the Melwood walk in centre. 

[YNWAViking]

Someone call Zaf Iqbal!

[3 Stacks]

Ben Arfa not called to come to PSG's pre-season tour. You know what to do, Kloppo.

[Allan]

From the Beeb:

 

Liverpool midfielder Lucas Leiva has been given permission to speak to Lazio about a £5m move to Italy.

 

The Brazil international, who has spent a decade at Anfield, will be absent for Friday's friendly with Wigan at the DW Stadium.

 

The 30-year-old, whose contract expires next summer, played 45 minutes at centre-back alongside Joel Matip against Tranmere Rovers on Wednesday.

 

Lucas joined Liverpool in 2007 for £5m from Brazilian side Gremio.

 

He has played 346 games for Liverpool, including 247 in the Premier League.

 

The Brazilian has frequently been used as a defender by current Anfield boss Jurgen Klopp but was deployed as a defensive midfielder for much of his time under former boss Brendan Rodgers.

 

He is Liverpool's longest-serving current player.

[YNWAViking]

Old news man, that story broke an hour or two ago. Jeez.

[Jay86]

We've agreed a fee of £8m for Robertson, not bad money so I'm not expecting too much but he's better than Moreno so we've improved, slightly!