Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Chairman Meow]

Seeing as Lafayette was born in 1757 I am presuming he hasn't got much pace nowadays so not too worried.

 

His movement is pretty good though, he just ghosts into the box. 

[setreal]

Arsenal getting Lafayette and Goretzka?! What the living fuck?

 

Revolutionary manoevre from Arsene there

[El Rojo]

Seeing as Lafayette was born in 1757 I am presuming he hasn't got much pace nowadays so not too worried.

 

I reckon he'd still take Giroud and Mertesacker over a hundred metres.

[Anubis]

[bizzle10]

Everton have signed Keane from burnley for 30mill,getting van dijk for 50mil plus does not seem so bad if thats where marketis

[Paco]

Naby Keita heading to Liverpool for £70million

[Paco]

will be money well spent

 

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[Barrington Womble]

Klopp seems to believe we can get by with this bomb load of attacking midfielders and wide forwards - i suppose it can be argued that goalscoring wasn't a massive problem for us last season but i would personally like to see a genuine proper striker as the focal point of our attack.

I thought a lack of clinicalness was an issue many times last season, we might have scored a lot over the season, but there we way too many game we struggled to score. It's no important more than our ability to defend like 12 year old girls, but it was an issue. I'd swap anyone of Sturridge, origi or ings in a heartbeat.

[aRdja]

I've seen a lot of YT vids of him that I wasn't too impressed with, but last night found an Ace one that showed me why he's got a bit of everything:

https://youtu.be/TsSnUc48Wcw

Cracking video that. I'm all in.

[mgw100]

Some cracking passes in that vid

[aRdja]

Some cracking passes in that vid

Ice cool in possession too.

[an tha]

I thought a lack of clinicalness was an issue many times last season, we might have scored a lot over the season, but there we way too many game we struggled to score. It's no important more than our ability to defend like 12 year old girls, but it was an issue. I'd swap anyone of Sturridge, origi or ings in a heartbeat.

I tend to agree

[cloggypop]

Terry to Villa. Probably should have just retired really.

[Anubis]

Just had a look on the Villa forums. The pathetic gratitude with which Terry's signing had been greeted almost twanged my heartstrings. Almost. Then I began to laugh at this burgeoning idea they all have, that he will lead then back to the PL.

[Lee909]

My mates a Villa fan and he is really fucked off they've signed him. Not impressed one bit

[Josef Svejk]

Just had a look on the Villa forums. The pathetic gratitude with which Terry's signing had been greeted almost twanged my heartstrings. Almost. Then I began to laugh at this burgeoning idea they all have, that he will lead then back to the PL.

He's promised never to play against Chelsea. Such is his faith in Villa getting promoted.

[Sputnik1]

He's promised never to play against Chelsea. Such is his faith in Villa getting promoted.

 

 

Such is the temptation at the end of the game to throw on a Chelsea kit and jump around with the winners. 

[Josef Svejk]

Such is the temptation at the end of the game to throw on a Chelsea kit and fuck his team mate's wife.

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[Babb'sBurstNad]

I didn't think I could lose any of the nonexistent respect I hold for either Terry or Villa, but there you go. The Whatsapp chat video announcing it was pure eye aids.

[aRdja]

I didn't realise that Ramsay's contract is up next year too. Now that's a more interesting proposition. A goalscoring midfielder with the ability to set the tempo.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I didn't realise that Ramsay's contract is up next year too. Now that's a more interesting proposition. A goalscoring midfielder with the ability to set the tempo.

 

Also with a poor injury record

[goose]

I didn't realise that Ramsay's contract is up next year too. Now that's a more interesting proposition. A goalscoring midfielder with the ability to set the tempo.

Sturridge, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ramsay. Are you an LFC physiotherapist?

[El Rojo]

I didn't realise that Ramsay's contract is up next year too. Now that's a more interesting proposition. A goalscoring midfielder with the ability to set the tempo.

 

Isn't he quite injury prone?  I don't think he's all that superior to any of our current options.

 

Also, he seems another polite Nivea soul.

[Anubis]

Jobenet Ramsey would get more time on the pitch.

[Arl arse]

It's Tuesday and no fucker is leaning on anything. FSG out!