Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Ne Moe Imya]

Bayern & Germany‏ @iMiaSanMia

BREAKING: FC Bayern have agreed deal with Bayer Leverkusen forward Julian Brandt (20). The transfer could cost €30m [bild

 

It's hard being the chubby lad in the club.  Waiting until all the better-looking fellas have walked away with their dates before picking from amongst the slags that are left at 2 am.

[joe_fishfish]

Would take whoever he's replacing e.g., Robben, Ribery, Douglas Costa.

Yep exactly, we'll move onto our next target (Nathan Redmond) instead though.

[lifetime fan]

It's hard being the chubby lad in the club. Waiting until all the better-looking fellas have walked away with their dates before picking from amongst the slags that are left at 2 am.

I never found that hard.

[lifetime fan]

Yep exactly, we'll move onto our next target (Nathan Redmond) instead though.

Klopp ideally wants two wide players. Demarai Gray & Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain are on a list but both are options lower down. (Paul Joyce)

[Red74]

Klopp ideally wants two wide players. Demarai Gray & Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain are on a list but both are options lower down. (Paul Joyce)

There were rumours doing the rounds in the summer of Suarez, that Rodgers had gave the board an A,B & C list of players he wanted to replace him with that summer. We got them all from the B list & Balotelli. Expect Gray & the ox to have already signed pre contracts

[Denny Crane]

James Pearce Retweeted

 

James Pearce‏ @JamesPearceEcho

The ongoing uncertainty regarding brexit is causing #LFC problems recruiting from the overseas market. #LFC are monitoring brexit talks closely. Agents are demanding outrageous financial guarantees.

 

James Pearce Retweeted

 

James Pearce‏ @JamesPearceEcho

#LFC owners are calm and unconcerned as robust contingency plans are in place. The domestic market will be scoured. #LFC also have some of the best 11 and 12 year olds in the world.

 

 

 

[Red74]

James Pearce Retweeted

 

Kin ell. Hamburger head doing an April fool funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

James Pearce‏ @JamesPearceEcho

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The ongoing uncertainty regarding brexit is causing #LFC problems recruiting from the overseas market. #LFC are monitoring brexit talks closely. Agents are demanding outrageous financial guarantees.

 

James Pearce Retweeted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

James Pearce‏ @JamesPearceEcho

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#LFC owners are calm and unconcerned as robust contingency plans are in place. The domestic market will be scoured. #LFC also have some of the best 11 and 12 year olds in the world.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Bayern & Germany‏ @iMiaSanMia

BREAKING: FC Bayern have agreed deal with Bayer Leverkusen forward Julian Brandt (20). The transfer could cost €30m [bild

 

Ha ha ha.

 

The same shit every year.

 

Announce targets in February.

 

Watch targets go to Bayern/Dortmund/City

 

Spend chasing any other targets without putting in a bid all summer.

 

Switch to buying a player from a mid table/relegated team.

 

Fucking joke of a club.

[cuppatea]

Slightly disappointed there was no "we're no longer interested in Brandt" article from Melissa Reddy before this news broke. She must have had the day off yesterday.

[Kloppite]

Just read an article Suarez is pondering a move back here with FSG willing to match his buyout clause.

[Dr Nowt]

It's April Fools Day, not Frontal Lobe Lobotomy Day.

[Kloppite]

It's April Fools Day, not Frontal Lobe Lobotomy Day.

I thought it was a bit too far fetched bug why not.

 

Maybe someone else may have fallen for it.

[Guest]

Klopp ideally wants two wide players. Demarai Gray & Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain are on a list but both are options lower down. (Paul Joyce)

If we get a wide player like Neville Southall in goal will we concede less goals?

[El Dangerous]

I'd rather have Southall on the transfer committee. At least he'd be able to get rid of the rubbish.

[Funkasy]

"Brexit" is the new "wants to live in london"

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

James Pearce Retweeted

 

 

 

James Pearce‏ @JamesPearceEcho

The ongoing uncertainty regarding brexit is causing #LFC problems recruiting from the overseas market. #LFC are monitoring brexit talks closely. Agents are demanding outrageous financial guarantees.

 

James Pearce Retweeted

 

 

 

James Pearce‏ @JamesPearceEcho

#LFC owners are calm and unconcerned as robust contingency plans are in place. The domestic market will be scoured. #LFC also have some of the best 11 and 12 year olds in the world.

11 and 12 year olds? Is that supposed to be a joke?

 

Freddy Adu was the best 14 year old in the world, at 27 he can't get a contract in the Polish second division.

[Herp McDerp]

11 and 12 year olds? Is that supposed to be a joke?

 

Freddy Adu was the best 14 year old in the world, at 27 he can't get a contract in the Polish second division.

What's the date, mate?

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

What's the date, mate?

Ha ha ha, I totally forgot!

[3 Stacks]

Mourinho on Luke Shaw: "I cannot compare the way he trains and commits, the focus, the ambition. He is a long way behind," he said.

 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/39474472

 

If Man United to Liverpool transfers were possible I'd take him in an instant. Only one year left on his deal as well. Instead, he'll probably go for a cut price to Everton like most other United rejects. 

[G Richards]

For once I'd love a player like Shaw in this instance give a no holds bar interview to the press and really lay into Mourinho. It would be suicide with the Man Utd fans, but it would be hilarious.

 

This club paid a lot of money for me and believed in me.

Devastated to break my leg but worked hard to come back.

Unfortunately I never felt like I got any support from the manager.

I don't like giving this interview, but the manager set the terms of engagement by speaking publicly about me.

I'm a young player and need to learn and improve, but berating me publicly is not what I expect.

Mourinho has spent £200M and we should be fighting for the title.

Instead, we might not even qualify for the Champions League.

I realize this won't go down well with the fans, and I've never had any problem with any of them, but I look forward to moving on and playing for someone who wants me.

This could have all been done with quietness and dignity, but that wasn't possible with this manager.

 

Go on Luke. Get stuck in lad. You know it makes sense.

And for the record I'd sign him if business was possible between the clubs.

[Josef Svejk]

For once I'd love a player like Shaw in this instance give a no holds bar interview to the press and really lay into Mourinho. It would be suicide with the Man Utd fans, but it would be hilarious.

 

This club paid a lot of money for me and believed in me.

Devastated to break my leg but worked hard to come back.

Unfortunately I never felt like I got any support from the manager.

I don't like giving this interview, but the manager set the terms of engagement by speaking publicly about me.

I'm a young player and need to learn and improve, but berating me publicly is not what I expect.

Mourinho has spent £200M and we should be fighting for the title.

Instead, we might not even qualify for the Champions League.

I realize this won't go down well with the fans, and I've never had any problem with any of them, but I look forward to moving on and playing for someone who wants me.

This could have all been done with quietness and dignity, but that wasn't possible with this manager.

 

Go on Luke. Get stuck in lad. You know it makes sense.

And for the record I'd sign him if business was possible between the clubs.

Shaw's next agent here...

[Grinch]

Mourinho isn't the first manager to have a pop at Shaw for his attitude towards training and his fitness.

 

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[Paco]

Why would anybody want Shaw when this is being said about him?

 

He needs to take a leaf out of boyatas book.

[Dr Nowt]

Mourinho's genius "scorched earth" policy in full effect.

 

Clock's ticking on Columbo and he knows it.

 

If he doesn't win the title in that first couple of years, he's not going to do it after 3, when they all truly despise the sight and sound of the bellend.

[El Rojo]

Mourinho's cleverly deflecting attention away from his players with a twin track approach of failing to break into the top four with the most expensively assembled side of all time and slating Luke Shaw.