Miscellaneous Questions Not Worth Starting A Thread For

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Does "sloth" rhyme with "both" or "Goth"?

[Remmie]

[Remmie]

Does "sloth" rhyme with "both" or "Goth"?

The animal rhymes with both, the deadly sin with goth.

[Mook]

I'm filling out my employment forms for my new employer & can't work out what option to pick from the choices below. I think I should be 'B' because I'm in my current job but am starting at the new place on 1st April. Can someone help me out please? I've not had any other jobs or received any sort of benefits.

 

Employee Statement

 

8. You need to select only one of the following statements A, B or C

 

. Required Not Specified A - This is my first job since last 6 April and I have not been receiving taxable Jobseeker's Allowance, Employment and Support Allowance, taxable Incapacity Benefit, State or Occupational Pension. B - This is my only job but since last 6 Apr I have had another job, or received taxable Jobseeker's Allowance, E/S Allowance or taxable Incapacity Benefit. I do not receive a State/Occpt Pension. C - As well as my new job, I have another job or receive a State or Occupational Pension.

[Mook]

Ignore me, I'm definitely option B.

 

I'm just panicking in case they fuck my tax up.

 

 

[Pureblood]

Stop being nonsical. 

[SasaS]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Ignore me, I'm definitely option B.

 

I'm just panicking in case they fuck my tax up.

 

 

 

Is the boss lady coming over with you?

[Mook]

1 minute ago, SasaS said:

 

Is the boss lady coming over with you?

Negative.

[SasaS]

Just now, Mook said:

Negative.

 

That's huge. This will affect your performance on here.

[Mook]

Just now, SasaS said:

 

That's huge. This will affect your performance on here.

She's huge.

[SasaS]

And good luck, by the way.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Who would win in a fight between all the world's children  (under 16) and all the world's gorillas?

[Tourt]

Johnnie B Good includes the lyric;

 

He packed his guitar in a guerney sack.

 

WTF is a guerney sack?

 

 

I've tried googling it without success.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Gunny

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunny_sack

 

 

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Who would win in a fight between all the world's children  (under 16) and all the world's gorillas?

The audience 

[Mook]

Did Jason Donovan go mental for a bit?

 

I was telling my missus about it but can't find a shred of evidence online. I definitely recall him going on one or two chat shows 15/20 years ago & being completely unhinged, like David Icke on charly.

 

Does anyone else remember this happening?

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Mook said:

Did Jason Donovan go mental for a bit?

 

I was telling my missus about it but can't find a shred of evidence online. I definitely recall him going on one or two chat shows 15/20 years ago & being completely unhinged, like David Icke on charly.

 

Does anyone else remember this happening?

They msn have google in Scotland

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/jason-donovan-fallen-idol-467102.html

 

He was a beak head for ages 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

They msn have google in Scotland

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/jason-donovan-fallen-idol-467102.html

 

He was a beak head for ages 

Aye, I saw the articles but I want a video of one of his chat show meltdowns.

 

I should've worded my post a bit better.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Mook said:

Aye, I saw the articles but I want a video of one of his chat show meltdowns.

 

I should've worded my post a bit better.

Fuck me. I'll just go round and slot Kylie one while I'm at it shall I

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck me. I'll just go round and slot Kylie one while I'm at it shall I

Sound, as long as you confide in me afterwards.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Mook said:

Sound, as long as you confide in me afterwards.

Especially for you 

[No2]

I'm coming over from Dublin to a wedding in Chester in a couple of weeks. The hotel wanted us to order the meal in advance which I thought was strange. Then the wedding couple booked a pub for drinks and a meal the day before and they want us to order and pay in advance. I have never come across such shit before, is this standard practice in Chester or other parts of England?

[Trumo]

Do you know of anyone that has bought part one of a magazine series for 99p that comes with a build-it-yourself section of something famous like the HMS Victory or the Death Star, and then proceeded to purchase all 50 subsequent issues for at least £5 a pop to complete their project?

[Mook]

On 29/06/2019 at 21:47, No2 said:

I'm coming over from Dublin to a wedding in Chester in a couple of weeks. The hotel wanted us to order the meal in advance which I thought was strange. Then the wedding couple booked a pub for drinks and a meal the day before and they want us to order and pay in advance. I have never come across such shit before, is this standard practice in Chester or other parts of England?

I've had this at Cuntmas & if there's been a large party before. Very, very irritating because you might fancy chicken a month before & then steak when you get there. Or forget what you ordered.

[Stouffer]

On 20/06/2019 at 20:34, Mook said:

Sound, as long as you confide in me afterwards.

Very good.