An evening with Sami Hyypia

[Kevin D]

Next Saturday night at Anfield, there is a charity event with Sami. He's going to give an interview, then all the people who have paid get to ask him a question.

 

I will be going with a group. Sami is everybody's favourite player, so none of us have been able to think of decent questions.

 

If you think of a good question, stick it in this thread, I will ask him next week and post his answer on here.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Who did he prefer playing alongside at the centre of defence? 

 

Who was the hardest forward player he came up against? 

 

Ta. 

[Elite]

How did he feel about Houllier taking the captaincy off him and giving it Gerrard?

[Tony Moanero]

Custard Creams or Bourbons?

[Kevin D]

Who did he prefer playing alongside at the centre of defence? 

 

Who was the hardest forward player he came up against? 

 

Ta.

 

The second would surely have to be Drogba, wouldn't it?

 

I don't like admitting it, but in the same way Henry had Carragher's number, Drogba always seemed to get a bit of joy out of Sami.

[Kevin D]

How did he feel about Houllier taking the captaincy off him and giving it Gerrard?

Are you taking the piss?

 

There's no chance I'm not going to ask him that.

[an tha]

Did you think Tony's Ma was a good ride?

[Jairzinho]

In your, so far, short managerial career have you ever, at any point, rubbed your hands in the general direction of one of your players?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Have you ever been to colomendy?

[Elite]

Are you taking the piss?

 

There's no chance I'm not going to ask him that.

Why not it's a valid question.

 

He's probably sick of the usual tripe about best player he's played with, etc

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The second would surely have to be Drogba, wouldn't it?

 

I don't like admitting it, but in the same way Henry had Carragher's number, Drogba always seemed to get a bit of joy out of Sami.

 

Drogba is a good shout, Hypia wasn't blessed with pace but read the game outstandingly. Drogba made it difficult as he had a bit of pace and was very physical with it. He was certainly one of our Nemesis's. Henry and Lampard also scored quite a few against us, as did Cole, but he was mostly doing it before Hypia's time. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Why not it's a valid question.

 

He's probably sick of the usual tripe about best player he's played with, etc

 

Read his answer again mate. 

[Kevin D]

Why not it's a valid question.

 

He's probably sick of the usual tripe about best player he's played with, etc

Because Sami is my favourite player.

 

I can't say, "Remember how you were the captain, lead us to quite a few trophies, then Houllier gave Gerrard the captaincy, because he was having one of his three annaul bitchfits about moving to Chelsea."

 

He'd have to either criticise the way Gerrard used to be, or a very good Liverpool manager. I would not want to put him in that position.

[Kevin D]

Drogba is a good shout, Hypia wasn't blessed with pace but read the game outstandingly. Drogba made it difficult as he had a bit of pace and was very physical with it. He was certainly one of our Nemesis's. Henry and Lampard also scored quite a few against us, as did Cole, but he was mostly doing it before Hypia's time.

 

When Drobga turned it on, he was awfully difficult to stop.

 

Just, too big, too strong and too explosive. I think it was knocking us out of the Uefa cup for Marseille, that got him his Chelsea move.

[alles ist gut]

"Do you feel you got a managerial job at the top level too soon, and if so, could any other ex-LFC player take a lesson from that?"

[Josef Svejk]

What does he think Trump's election means for Finnish foreign policy?

[Josef Svejk]

Oh, and: Hesburger or McDonald's?

[Harry Squatter]

Kevin D is trying to force Hyypia out.

[3 Stacks]

On a scale of 7 inches to 14, how big is your cock?

[Captain Turdseye]

How did he feel about Houllier taking the captaincy off him and giving it Gerrard?

I've read loads of interviews from Sami in which he's answered that question in depth already. It's probably the question he's been asked most over the years.

 

Ask him if he dabs the end of his knob after having a piss.

[Anny Road]

Do you have beans with your fry up?

[Arl arse]

Sami....... Beans on a fry up?

 

Who wins..... a Grizzly Bear or a Monkey with a knife?

 

Have you ever tasted Squesant?

[Anny Road]

He is a Scandi he will have never experienced beans. Herring and dried shark.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He is a Scandi he will have never experienced beans. Herring and dried shark.

 

He lived in England for 10 years. 

[SammyAftershave]

Is it true Simon tarmacked your path, and if so, did he give it a weatherproof glaze?