Roy Keane

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Keane talks about the mancs the way I talk about modern Star Trek, with the bitterness of a man who remembers better times.

 

"Back in my day you had people like Jim Kirk, the guys who'd fight for every ball and broke the rules when they had to, now you've got the new girl in there and her friend who looks like a puddin, who's been promoted to number two despite being about 18 years old, which is ridickilis."

[Lario]

"You can't hang your hat on Cavani. He loves a niggle".

[Mark M]

7 minutes ago, Lario said:

"You can't hang your hat on Cavani. He loves a niggle".

When he gets In full flow it seems nobody is off limits he has a pop off everyone - at one point he had a dig at us having "just the one league title in 30 years" in a typical sneery Keane response.

I suppose the only value Richards offers is the fact he talks so much nonsense it gets Keane pissed off enough to start having a go at everyone. 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

9 minutes ago, Mark M said:

When he gets In full flow it seems nobody is off limits he has a pop off everyone - at one point he had a dig at us having "just the one league title in 30 years" in a typical sneery Keane response.

I suppose the only value Richards offers is the fact he talks so much nonsense it gets Keane pissed off enough to start having a go at everyone. 

 

United went 26 years without a title, we won everything including 2 European cups in our wilderness. I dont like Keane just because he's a rude obnoxious prick he's keeping it real.. nah he's a tit.

[Curly]

I like Keane and think he was a fucking animal of a centre mid in his day. I hated him when he was playing though.

 

Him and Gerrard together would be untouchable as a partnership.

[Lario]

Garcia was harder.

[dave u]

He's great, I could listen to him all day. In fact, I often do. I spent hours yesterday in a youtube rabbit hole alternating between the best of Keane and the best of Charles Barkley and Shaq on Inside the NBA.

 

I watched an interview with Keane from when he was a player (the "don't pick on Gary Neville, pick on me" one) and it was bizarre how different his voice was then compared to now. Sounded like a completely different fella.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, dave u said:

He's great, I could listen to him all day. In fact, I often do. I spent hours yesterday in a youtube rabbit hole alternating between the best of Keane and the best of Charles Barkley and Shaq on Inside the NBA.

 

I watched an interview with Keane from when he was a player (the "don't pick on Gary Neville, pick on me" one) and it was bizarre how different his voice was then compared to now. Sounded like a completely different fella.

Have you seen the stage thing he did with Neville? The one they did in Ireland is great. he has a pop at John Walters which is always funny to hear 

 

 

 

[dave u]

The question you should be asking is how many times I've seen it.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, dave u said:

The question you should be asking is how many times I've seen it.

Harry Redknapp is another one you can lose yourself watching on YouTube. 

[Stickman]

We all dream of bench of Roy Keane's

 

[Mark M]

On 09/11/2021 at 13:17, dave u said:

He's great, I could listen to him all day. In fact, I often do. I spent hours yesterday in a youtube rabbit hole alternating between the best of Keane and the best of Charles Barkley and Shaq on Inside the NBA.

 

I watched an interview with Keane from when he was a player (the "don't pick on Gary Neville, pick on me" one) and it was bizarre how different his voice was then compared to now. Sounded like a completely different fella.

I find the same when I've seen old clips of Carra as a young player he sounds a lot different 

[Lario]

On 09/11/2021 at 13:17, dave u said:

He's great, I could listen to him all day. In fact, I often do. I spent hours yesterday in a youtube rabbit hole alternating between the best of Keane and the best of Charles Barkley and Shaq on Inside the NBA.

 

I watched an interview with Keane from when he was a player (the "don't pick on Gary Neville, pick on me" one) and it was bizarre how different his voice was then compared to now. Sounded like a completely different fella.

We do that in Cork.

[Kevin D]

On 07/11/2021 at 16:26, Em City said:

"You're on the bus to the ground and you look back to see Shaw and Maguire and you're thinking 'I'm relying on these guys to save my job'. Forget about it."

 

Just watched that one again:

 

 

 

It's outstanding. I miss the late Oleain period, when Keane would be on TV explaining how he sometimes attacked other players to make himself feel better.

[Kevin D]

If Ole walked in here now, I'd grab him and go "Why are you playing Fred? Why are you playing Fred?"

[Code]

On 09/11/2021 at 14:23, dave u said:

The question you should be asking is how many times I've seen it.

Two hours, six minutes and forty eight seconds?

 

Hahaha. 
 

Does there exist a highlights version of it?

[johnsusername]

He's now doing adverts for Sky Bet. Just another money grabbing cunt making cash out of people's gambling habits.

 

 

 

[Pete]

I think he's a bit of a cunt. Failed as a manager and comes across very bitter and angry. 
 

[Lario]

8 hours ago, Code said:

Two hours, six minutes and forty eight seconds?

 

Hahaha. 
 

Does there exist a highlights version of it?

It's two hours, six minutes and forty eight seconds of highlights!

[Lario]

On 16/01/2022 at 07:08, Kevin D said:

 

Just watched that one again:

 

 

 

It's outstanding. I miss the late Oleain period, when Keane would be on TV explaining how he sometimes attacked other players to make himself feel better.

"Cavani? You can't hang your hat on him. He loves a niggle!"

 

Dowtcha Roy boy!

[Mook]

14 minutes ago, Pete said:

I think he's a bit of a cunt. Failed as a manager and comes across very bitter and angry. 
 

A bit of a cunt?

 

Roy Keane is a fully blown, grade A fucking intergalactic cunt. Never had any time for the piece of shit and never will.

 

Neville, Carragher & him can all fuck off with their Sky Sports 'banter' as well, my telly goes on mute the minute any of them start talking. They're not the only ones.

[Total Longo]

14 minutes ago, Mook said:

A bit of a cunt?

 

Roy Keane is a fully blown, grade A fucking intergalactic cunt. Never had any time for the piece of shit and never will.

 

Neville, Carragher & him can all fuck off with their Sky Sports 'banter' as well, my telly goes on mute the minute any of them start talking. They're not the only ones.

That "party" thing they did the other day was a bit cringey, way too scripted. 

[SlugTrail]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

I think he's a bit of a cunt. Failed as a manager and comes across very bitter and angry. 
 

So is he in the running for the Everton job then, got all the essential criteria. 

[Pete]

35 minutes ago, SlugTrail said:

So is he in the running for the Everton job then, got all the essential criteria. 

He'd be hilarious at Everton.

[gkmacca]

His beard growing is in a different class. It's an Irish skill, of course, but, even so, he's particularly terrific at it. Souey strains to grow that thin and delicate dusting of chin snow and you know he's done. That's your lot, for ever. In fact you can see he's worried it might even melt under the studio lights. Keane, on the other hand, could grow a great big bushy thing, shave it off at half time and it would be back by the final whistle.