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Theresa "MAY" not build a better Britain.


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4 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Sajid Javid is going to save us millions anyway. 

 

There's no need for the UKBA/Home Office anymore as due process/the asylum process is being dispensed with and it'll be left to Sajid Javid to decide who is and isn't a genuine refugee instead, based on his own hunches.  

Sounds like a massive improvement on the current system of deporting people that have lived their lives and have families in the UK but don't speak with a Yorkshire accent.

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1 hour ago, magicrat said:

Sounds like a massive improvement on the current system of deporting people that have lived their lives and have families in the UK but don't speak with a Yorkshire accent.

There’s a black comedy in there somewhere, where good old Sajid manages to deport himself. Via some yes minister machinations of the sir Humphrey brigade.

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31 minutes ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

There’s a black comedy in there somewhere, where good old Sajid manages to deport himself. Via some yes minister machinations of the sir Humphrey brigade.

Fact is funnier than any fiction, You couldn't make up the shit that's going down today

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2 hours ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

There’s a black comedy in there somewhere, where good old Sajid manages to deport himself. Via some yes minister machinations of the sir Humphrey brigade.

 

It would be more like Goodness Gracious Me involving 'Dennis Cooper'.

 

"YOOHOO, SAAAAJIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDAAAAHH!!!!"

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13 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Sajid Javid is going to save us millions anyway. 

 

There's no need for the UKBA/Home Office anymore as due process/the asylum process is being dispensed with and it'll be left to Sajid Javid to decide who is and isn't a genuine refugee instead, based on his own hunches.  

He knows that acting tough in the face of vulnerable foreigners is a good career move if you want to be Tory Party leader.

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9 hours ago, mattyq said:

Haha, that's the one

Heard he died not so long ago... he was a character

I got kicked out in lower 6th, but still hung around with a few of the lads. Anyway, turns 18 and me auld fella and uncles drag us to the Grafton, having a bevy in there when Docker strolls over and starts having a blether.

he knew a fucking good story, I reckon Anny Road is is his love child.

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Here's that horrible cunt Javid again. 

 

This time he's trying to introduce laws to further empower the Police to clamp down on legitimate protest, but he's doing it under the guise of racist legislation. He'll get away with it, because he's using the type of racism that even most of the people round here are cool with. 

https://www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/2019/02/14/sajid-javid-might-hope-were-too-distracted-by-brexit-to-notice-the-sweeping-police-powers-hes-proposing/?fbclid=IwAR3db2KYkv4Cgwve56yCZ_tQL3EwvFdxww1URcRH-fbMFWBs02EluAcShBo

 

 

 

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