Theresa "MAY" not build a better Britain.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

5 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

At the risk of stating the obvious, in a country of more than 60 million people, chances are you're not going to be surveyed in a random sample of about 1,500.

Is it the same sample though? 

 

It always feels like it. 

[Stickman]

Just to prove the Tory party isn't just known for closing things here's Claire Perry opening a new food bank

 

[Anubis]

Not that it changes how she was behaving, I think that photo goes back to early 2017.

[Captain Turdseye]

https://skwawkbox.org/2018/12/03/breaking-labour-tables-no-confidence-vote-for-11-dec/

 

General Election, or what?

[Creator Supreme]

With a facial expression that screams "Yay, we've put even more proles on the breadline!"

[SilverSong]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

https://skwawkbox.org/2018/12/03/breaking-labour-tables-no-confidence-vote-for-11-dec/

 

General Election, or what?

My concern with announcing such a step is that it will push the tory rebels to falter and the damn vote gets through.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Looks like Robyn Murdoch has been left in charge of the Downing Street media office today.

 

https://skwawkbox.org/2018/12/11/audio-downing-st-in-chaos-and-swamped-by-o2-claim-calls-as-pm-team-flees/?fbclid=IwAR25zzHfhLO64LPJ-Khd-4CEf2GBmJnlymmym8TEoI3EjgO3pNKs0hbuhUY

[Stickman]

Might have to start a new thread....

 

[Captain Turdseye]

IT’S ON. Got my daughter’s nativity at half nine. Gonna miss most of the fun on the news. 

[skend04]

I'm assuming the push for a vote of no confidence was hinging on this rather than  May's deal?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Interesting. We are indeed a nation in disarray. Solid and stable government. Brexit in a state of absolute ruin, the Tories eating themselves, the PM is a joke and weak as fuck, we could have a new PM in weeks whilst negotiating the future of the country. Strong and fucking stable?!

[Anubis]

I don't think the hardline Brexiteers in her party have the numbers to oust her. We'll find out tonight, I suppose.

[Section_31]

Once again good politics by Corbyn.

 

Table your own no confidence vote? Why bother?

 

Said it before and I'll say it again, Tory philosophy is like Roman culture, it's based on being top dog where taking what you want Trumps being compassionate, and if you leave them in a room together long enough they'll knife each other. 

 

Just like the 90s, Tory governments aren't replaced, they fall.

[RobbieOR]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I don't think the hardline Brexiteers in her party have the numbers to oust her. We'll find out tonight, I suppose.

 

I agree but it depends how much her majority is. She could do a Thatcher and resign if the number is high enough. 

[Manny]

Nicked off Twitter: Tories elect Theresa May as leader in 2016. Two years later they’re allowed to change their minds.

 

Country votes for Brexit in 2016. Two years later another vote is an affront to democracy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I like that ginge in the green top.

 

Can we have her as PM?

[Section_31]

11 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I like that ginge in the green top.

 

Can we have her as PM?

She makes members all rise.

[Spy Bee]

You know when you were taking it in turns to pick teams in the school yard and when it got down to the last few nobody really wanted them?: https://www.itv.com/news/2018-12-12/tory-leadership-challenge-the-contenders-boris-johnson-david-davis-jeremy-hunt-prime-minister/

[Denny Crane]

Hahaha she went full Hodge and done the I have been a Tory for 40 years spiel. 

 

Steven Swinford

 

@Steven_Swinford

 

Theresa May: ‘I will contest vote of confidence with everything I have got. I have served Conservative Party for 40 years

[Skidfingers McGonical]

51 minutes ago, RobbieOR said:

 

I agree but it depends how much her majority is. She could do a Thatcher and resign if the number is high enough. 

I think she’s completely bonkers and stubborn enough not to resign to see this whole shitstorm through to the end. 

[Denny Crane]

If she wins which most people think she will where does that leave the DUP!

 

They are using vote May lose the DUP and get a general election to try and ditch her.

 

 

Stewart Jackson

 

@BrexitStewart

 

Tory MPs thinking: "May reelected. DUP pulls plug. Govt business deadlocked. Vote of No Confidence. Early General Election. Corbyn propped up by SNP. Now where's that secret ballot

[skend04]

If Corbyn doesn't start with "I guess this could be the last time we stand, facing each other at dispatch box and I'd like start by thanking you for never answering any of my questions for the last 18 months" I will be done with PMQs and politics.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I'm kinda hoping for Jacob Reese Mogg. Out of Europe with a no deal Brexit, a PM pushing an 1800s agenda, and just a monocle short of looking the part. I'd be fucking EXCELLENT in a post-apocalyptic Britain. Well, that's assuming my attempt at violently overthrowing the government doesn't work*

 

*Just kidding, MI5. Just kidding. I'm way too lazy for all of that. I'll be sitting in my house, at my computer that has no power, drinking my own piss and pretending to post memes on TLW. Calm down. 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I like that ginge in the green top.

 

Can we have her as PM?

 

Bad troll though. Spent the last 30 seconds trying to clean that thing of my screen before realising it's on her forehead.

[Captain Turdseye]

Bookies have her 11/4 to lose the vote. Looks like she’s gonna stay.