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Ezekiel 25:17

Is it Swaps, or Swapsies.

Swaps or Swapsies  

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  1. 1. You're on the play ground and you whip out your fat stash of duplicate stickers that you wish to trade.

    • They're my Swaps.
    • Noncesense, they're my Swapsies.
    • Spares or something else.
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I was talking about in the other thread when this subject came up. Calm down, dear. Maybe go and open some drinksies and put your footsies up for a bit.

I think it's the sexual tension that's getting to him.

 

Maybe his missus should let him have bumsies.

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Or worse, keepy ups. Or even worse keepy upy's

 

Burn in hell you motherless mongrel's

It's definitely keepy uppys.

 

 

Mongrel's what?

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I can't cope with people that say 'Kick ups' instead of keep ups either, just say NO.

Who the fuck says that??? I've heard some mad shit in my time, but "kick ups"? 'Kinell.
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I can't cope with people that say 'Kick ups' instead of keep ups either, just say NO.

Agreed.

I'm definitely not having "toe taps" either.

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While we're discussing despicable wool behaviour and have a pass for togger related grammar:

 

In nets and/or in goals - fuck off back to widnes - it's in goal singular.

 

Wools in our school would be severely beaten when shouting "who's going in't nets?"

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How?

 

I've pointed out it was a fucking stupid poll and Luis won hands down.

 

I also pointed out the last poll so fucking stupid was Paul's Momo V's Ronaldhino poll. 

 

Negsies.  It was Stu Monty's poll. 

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While we're discussing despicable wool behaviour and have a pass for togger related grammar:

 

In nets and/or in goals - fuck off back to widnes - it's in goal singular.

 

Wools in our school would be severely beaten when shouting "who's going in't nets?"

 

Cannot stand the term 'in nets', it's the type of thing Colin Murray would say to make himself sound more like a football hipster, cunt.

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How?

 

I've pointed out it was a fucking stupid poll and Luis won hands down.

 

I also pointed out the last poll so fucking stupid was Paul's Momo V's Ronaldhino poll.

Cheeky bastard. Don't ever mistake me for Monty. Ever.

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As a pretty influential poster and big deal around here I'm going to refrain from swaying the vote by simply asking, which is it ??

Ha, ha, ha!!! Never got onto how boss this post was first time round.

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Does anyone remember 60s? The timed version of heads and volleys with levels? Boss that.

You mean 60 seconds and in ? Whoever was in goal had to count to 60 but if a goal was scored with the head or a volley, the keeper had to start again ?

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Does anyone remember 60s? The timed version of heads and volleys with levels? Boss that.

 

60s? 60 seconds, you mean.

 

Edit: what Mick said.

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