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West Brom (H), 5:30pm, 22/10/16 - F**k Tha Pulis!


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They just mentioned on SSN that Berahino isn't playing because he's said to be overweight.

 

Paul Merson was appalled and exasperated in equal measure.

"I'm sorry, but that can't happen.  That can't happen.  The lad's a professional footballer.  A well-paid professional.  That can't happen."

 

Paul Merson said that.

 

Paul Merson.

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I see that cunt Olssen is playing, i have a total unhealthy hatred for that cunt with his stupid fucking hair

 

I must hate him I've called him a cunt twice

Met him at Anfield once.

 

It was when I used to go with my mate who was in a wheelchair, in the front of the Paddock.  It was a European night and Olssen was doing a piece to camera (presumably for some Swedish telly station.)  A few people had spotted him, guessed he was a footballer, but nobody could recognise him.  When he'd finished his piece, my mate, tactful as ever, rolled up to him and shouted 

"Eh, mate, who are you?"

 

He introduced himself and got chatting.  He'd not long signed for West Brom and this was his first time at Anfield.  He mentioned that he was coming back to play in a few weeks.  My mate just laughed at him and said "You're going to get beat!  We'll beat you, 3-0!"

 

A few weeks later, we beat them 3-0.

 

So, I can't really hate Olssen, because I just laugh every time I see him.

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They just mentioned on SSN that Berahino isn't playing because he's said to be overweight.

 

Paul Merson was appalled and exasperated in equal measure.

"I'm sorry, but that can't happen.  That can't happen.  The lad's a professional footballer.  A well-paid professional.  That can't happen."

 

Paul Merson said that.

 

Paul Merson.

Twighlight zone stuff that.

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Met him at Anfield once.

 

It was when I used to go with my mate who was in a wheelchair, in the front of the Paddock.  It was a European night and Olssen was doing a piece to camera (presumably for some Swedish telly station.)  A few people had spotted him, guessed he was a footballer, but nobody could recognise him.  When he'd finished his piece, my mate, tactful as ever, rolled up to him and shouted 

"Eh, mate, who are you?"

 

He introduced himself and got chatting.  He'd not long signed for West Brom and this was his first time at Anfield.  He mentioned that he was coming back to play in a few weeks.  My mate just laughed at him and said "You're going to get beat!  We'll beat you, 3-0!"

 

A few weeks later, we beat them 3-0.

 

So, I can't really hate Olssen, because I just laugh every time I see him.

 

Great story, that!

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They just mentioned on SSN that Berahino isn't playing because he's said to be overweight.

 

Paul Merson was appalled and exasperated in equal measure.

"I'm sorry, but that can't happen.  That can't happen.  The lad's a professional footballer.  A well-paid professional.  That can't happen."

 

Paul Merson said that.

 

Paul Merson.

 

You can maybe forgive the lack of self awareness given that he can count his IQ without having to take his socks and shoes off.

 

Assuming he could count of course which he probably can't. 

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