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Stream American television streams of live English fo*tball games by attaching your TV's HDMI slot to a jar of honey using a piece of string. 

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Never have to buy a squirty bottle of honey by buying a glass jar of proper honey and ramming it up your arse for considering the former option.

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When I come across a door with annoying squeaky hinges I simply remove the door from its hinges and stand it in the hall with the others and have subsequently saved £££££'s in WD40 and other lubrication products.

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Save on the cost of sex by killing prostitutes after you've had sex with them. Maybe even empty their purses and you'll be in profit.

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