Man Utd (H), 8pm, 17/10/16 - Montag Nacht Fußball

[TheHowieLama]

Mourinho, park the bus! How dairy?

[manwiththestick]

If Mourinho starts with Fellaini you know he's planning an offal spectacle of football.

[TheHowieLama]

Bovine Intervention

[razor]

We are still susceptible to high balls - the old up and udder.

[ZonkoVille77]

We're fuckin cow shite

[Mook]

Milking it now, lads.

[magicrat]

We are still susceptible to high balls - the old up and udder.

Yeh Karius is prone to Freisian under the high ball

Assuming Klopp lets him keep the Jersey

[dylstar]

Win our 50/50 CATTLEs, pass and MOOOOve, and SLAUGHTER them in the second CALF !!!

[setreal]

Kuh-tinho.

 

[Hades]

----------Karius---------------

Clyne----Matip---Mascherano---Milner

----------Alonso-------------

------Gerrard---Coutinho--------

Mane-------Suarez------Firmino

[chris71]

The udder thread on the members forum has none of these silly cow refrences,much better than this.

[Remmie]

They lack direction, you might say they are...udderless. (Clearly the best udder pun so far)

[razor]

Pat and move.

[the chimp]

Pat and moooooooooooove.

 

Fixed that for you razor.

[Mark M]

These cow references are a load of bull crap

[stringvest]

Now the weather's turning the team will be in long sleeved jerseys. 

[Chairman Meow]

Mourinho will have them in full on bus parking shithouse mode for this, the Dave Bassett wannabee cunt. 

 

Hopefully for once a referee spots that, as well as having an absolutely ridiculous haircut which is worth a red card on it's own, that Fellaini is a horrible dirty elbow throwing cunt and sends him off.

[Special K]

Don't want any excuses. No cudda,udder, shoulda

 

Let's just beat them

[Guest]

Let's send out the cream of the crop to steam into this lot and give them a whipping.

[Paco]

If Clyne is injured will Milner go right back?

[Paco]

All these excuses about our defending or lack of, the problem has to be solved by Klopp by either buying a defender who can organise our back line or you know coaching the players and teaching them how to defend.

 

Wishing our players were a bit taller? Sell them all and buy taller ones. I don't think that excuse is going to wash well 'if we were a wee bit taller we wouldn't have conceded all those goals'

[A Red]

We need to graise our game, theres a lot at steak

[VladimirIlyich]

Ich liebe diese titel. Monntag,

Ich habe Freitag in meinem kopf.

[setreal]

----------Karius---------------

Clyne----Matip---Mascherano---Milner

----------Alonso-------------

------Gerrard---Coutinho--------

Mane-------Suarez------Firmino

 

Dirk Cowt from the bench

[Russ Atmosphere]

If Clyne is injured will Milner go right back?

 

I don't think Klopp will brisket. He may be needed to cover the flank.